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Unread 10-09-2022, 04:00 PM
guerreiro
 
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Went for a massage at a local spa last week and was offered a happy ending
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 04:10 PM
Poop
 
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No. All the news is shit and I知 probably going through the most stressful period of my life. I知 gradually becoming completely cynical/pessimistic and am beginning to hate more and more. Work is drying up and I have no idea how I知 going to provide for
my family long term.

I feel angry a hell of a lot, have picked up smoking again.

Couldn稚 care less that the queen died, f*** her and f*** the royal family. The world is built for those who have, and the have-nots are left to rot in pieces, so why should I give a f***.

Civilisation seems to be crumbling and I tell you what - people are selfish a******s who will throw you under the bus the moment they can.

f*** the world and f*** people.
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 04:27 PM
measlyshark
 
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No. All the news is shit and I知 probably going through the most stressful period of my life. I知 gradually becoming completely cynical/pessimistic and am beginning to hate more and more. Work is drying up and I have no idea how I知 going to provide for
my family long term.

I feel angry a hell of a lot, have picked up smoking again.

Couldn稚 care less that the queen died, f*** her and f*** the royal family. The world is built for those who have, and the have-nots are left to rot in pieces, so why should I give a f***.

Civilisation seems to be crumbling and I tell you what - people are selfish a******s who will throw you under the bus the moment they can.

f*** the world and f*** people.
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In other news I am going for a drink tonight with a girl who has the rack and backside of a goddess

Wonderful Scenes️

Thoughts and prayers with those not feeling too great

No links to follow
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 04:35 PM
AK14
 
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Rugby season has started.
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 04:45 PM
Neo
 
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Hopefully the bottom is in or near in Crypto so I can start recovering my losses.

A good time to buy if you致e got any spare $$$
Lol.
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 04:47 PM
Sloppy
 
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In other news I am going for a drink tonight with a girl who has the rack and backside of a goddess
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 04:48 PM
elhombre
 
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Yes

It痴 exactly like that
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 05:54 PM
Zorg
 
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Putin痴 invasion force is getting tw*tted and he痴 probably got a terminal disease
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 07:30 PM
Finport Red
 
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Went for a massage at a local spa last week and was offered a happy ending
He痴 a good lad Brian. I hope you tipped him after.
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 09:53 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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He痴 a good lad Brian. I hope you tipped him after.


Good news: we are legit going to have loads of energy in about 5 years.

Bad news: have to survive until then.

Good news: I felt a right tit last week

Bad news: a whiny human attached to it. Is it worth it?

Good news: we will all be dead soon

Bad news: the scumbags will still be here

Good luck Ned. You know what? I like you. I hope that things work out, I really do.
 
Unread 10-09-2022, 11:38 PM
Drexl
 
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Went for a drive out to Castleton in durbeeshure or whatever it is and I saw a duck with a blue bill!

Not posting the pic on a united forum, obvs, but still. One for the scrap books lads
 
Unread 11-09-2022, 12:35 AM
Jack Duckworth
 
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In other news I am going for a drink tonight with a girl who has the rack and backside of a goddess

Wonderful Scenes️

Thoughts and prayers with those not feeling too great

No links to follow
My guy

I was feeling very shit about my 6 year relationship ending, but I've just been asked out by a gorgeous woman who likes Alan Partridge, and I've not even moved out yet
 
Unread 11-09-2022, 12:38 AM
Zorg
 
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My guy

I was feeling very shit about my 6 year relationship ending, but I've just been asked out by a gorgeous woman who likes Alan Partridge, and I've not even moved out yet
You could take her to a cracking owl sanctuary.
 
Unread 11-09-2022, 03:34 PM
dinger
 
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Had a phenomenal fish stew out last night
 
Unread 11-09-2022, 03:36 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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I hit every note before of "Rihanna" Diamonds....

Near pitch perfect performance.....
 
Unread 11-09-2022, 03:48 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Had a phenomenal fish stew out last night
Glad Mrs Duckers is also able to enjoy herself post break-up
 
Unread 11-09-2022, 03:51 PM
measlyshark
 
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I hit every note before of "Rihanna" Diamonds....

Near pitch perfect performance.....
Did you also learn how to write in English?
 
Unread 11-09-2022, 03:52 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Did you also learn how to write in English?
What ?
 
Unread 11-09-2022, 04:14 PM
measlyshark
 
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What ?
Before was superfluous.

But good effort.

I've just completed an 8 hour BBQ of pulled pork and it is delicious.

Pleased with myself.
 
Unread 11-09-2022, 04:15 PM
no fun
 
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There will be no queens speech on Christmas day
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