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Unread 06-10-2014, 10:27 AM
Child of Darkness
 
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you set of disgusting bastards

what about the smell of poo as you are eating/drinking ????
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:29 AM
silv
 
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so you'll be telling me next that you all use toilet paper next instead of giving your butt a little crimp n wiggle
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:29 AM
Poop
 
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Quick dab of Brut/Old Spice in the nostrils eradicates the smell of arse gravy.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:29 AM
Harri Jaffa
 
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Originally Posted by irk
What does it tell you that this deviant is in favour of it?

I bet you piss in the sink too. Savage.
I'm not in favour of it, just don't think it's that bad.

I suffer from the same issue, but normally staunch it out...
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:30 AM
Barcabal
 
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Originally Posted by Child of Darkness
you set of disgusting bastards

what about the smell of poo as you are eating/drinking ????
The ambiance of a nice shit with a brew and a copy of viz seems to knock out your smell receptors
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:31 AM
Zorg
 
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Originally Posted by Jez Quigley
My old nan used to have a song about that.

If you need a poo
But have a brew
Just leave it be
Whilst you start your pee
Slap it in the microwave
Whilst you have a shave
Don 't drink shite
Alright?


Nana Quiggers.

Brew, no. Just no.

Ipad?
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:42 AM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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Bog Brew Reds, we are here.

Part of the essential morning ritual - Brew, fag and a tome of spiritual / philosophical teachings in the quietude of the shitter - it's the Buddha way.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:55 AM
irk
 
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Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa
I'm not in favour of it, just don't think it's that bad.

I suffer from the same issue, but normally staunch it out...
I've only got to start preparing my coffee for the bowels to kick into gear. Clench and hop while burning your throat is the manly way
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 12:16 PM
rogieop
 
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Can people actually smell their own shite whilst going though? I never can, however if I leave the room and go back in for something I get the full blown smell then. Strange.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 12:57 PM
guerreiro
 
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Originally Posted by rogieop
Can people actually smell their own shite whilst going though? I never can, however if I leave the room and go back in for something I get the full blown smell then. Strange.
My fauna has taken a drastic turn for the worse over the past year; actually have to remove myself from company my farts at that rancid. Sometimes forget about the potency and create chaos.

I grunted in my car after work the other day and it still stunk the next morning. I think I'm rotting on the inside.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 01:11 PM
92ToBury
 
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Note to self: never accept a brew off roggers.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 01:19 PM
HotChip
 
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You do realise minute poo particles are flying all round the toilet area?

There isn't ever any reason to take any kind of refreshments into the toilet.

Just EEEEEEWWWWWW!!
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 01:47 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Jesus chroist


Do you have your chicken scrambled eggs at the same time?
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 01:56 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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Someone came up with a figure on how long we spend on the pot over the course of a lifetime, something like 10,000 hours, way too long without a brew nqat.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 01:58 PM
believe
 
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Tbf rogies house has still probably got an outside toilet so you can see why he needs to keep warm.

Disgusting bastard btw
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 02:04 PM
atticusgrinch
 
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Originally Posted by 92ToBury
Note to self: never accept a brew off roggers.
Definitely not a chocolate dusted cappuccino.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 02:18 PM
Child of Darkness
 
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Me nan had an outside lav till about the late 90's
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 02:20 PM
Poop
 
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Originally Posted by Child of Darkness
Me nan had an outside lav till about the late 90's
My uncle did too. Of a particularly cold night he used to shit in a bucket and throw it out the window under the cover of foul smelling darkness.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 02:20 PM
believe
 
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Me nan had an outside lav till about the late 90's
You should tell your Guerreiro to stop being mean about her.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 02:21 PM
believe
 
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Originally Posted by Poop
My uncle did too. Of a particularly cold night he used to shit in a bucket and throw it out the window under the cover of foul smelling darkness.
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