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Unread 06-10-2014, 09:10 AM
rogieop
 
Default Bringing your brew for a poo.....

Is this seen as acceptable by most modern day freds?

Im not talking about any brew, just the morning one. every morning i make myself a big f*** off brew, usually about half way through the bowels start to move so ive got two options.

1) Go to the toilet and come back to a luke warm brew/have to make another one

or

2) Staunch it out, clenching the buttocks and finish the brew before using the toilet. This effects my enjoyment of said morning coffee and causes distress.

Recently ive just decided to bring the f***er into the toilet with me and chill out scrolling through fred/news on my phone and sipping away.

Is this socially acceptable? I think it is.... only in the am mind...
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:12 AM
est.1878
 
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'Log off'
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:14 AM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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f*** sake. The poo particles are all over that tea.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:16 AM
dragflick
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rogieop
Is this seen as acceptable by most modern day freds?

Im not talking about any brew, just the morning one. every morning i make myself a big f*** off brew, usually about half way through the bowels start to move so ive got two options.

1) Go to the toilet and come back to a luke warm brew/have to make another one

or

2) Staunch it out, clenching the buttocks and finish the brew before using the toilet. This effects my enjoyment of said morning coffee and causes distress.

Recently ive just decided to bring the f***er into the toilet with me and chill out scrolling through fred/news on my phone and sipping away.

Is this socially acceptable? I think it is.... only in the am mind...
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:18 AM
Jez Quigley
 
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Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex
f*** sake. The poo particles are all over that tea.
CERN used the Large Hadron Collider to look at that. The Higgs-Poosun particle it is known as. Apparently 5 years of inhaling tea/poo increases your chances of dying to 100%!!!!

My old nan used to have a song about that.

If you need a poo
But have a brew
Just leave it be
Whilst you start your pee
Slap it in the microwave
Whilst you have a shave
Don 't drink shite
Alright?
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:23 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jez Quigley
CERN used the Large Hadron Collider to look at that. The Higgs-Poosun particle it is known as. Apparently 5 years of inhaling tea/poo increases your chances of dying to 100%!!!!

My old nan used to have a song about that.

If you need a poo
But have a brew
Just leave it be
Whilst you start your pee
Slap it in the microwave
Whilst you have a shave
Don 't drink shite
Alright?


Unacceptable action taking a brew to the loo
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:29 AM
guerreiro
 
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I was on the phone to my gran last night and asked her for my brothers phone number; she said to hang on as she was on the bog during the whole chat. Pretty much hung up on her straight away.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:41 AM
Spock
 
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Originally Posted by guerreiro
I was on the phone to my gran last night and asked her for my brothers phone number; she said to hang on as she was on the bog during the whole chat. Pretty much hung up on her straight away.


you had to ask your gran for your brothers number

Rogie, a "brew" is not coffee
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:46 AM
Harri Jaffa
 
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It's fine
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:49 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Yeah, I also try and squeeze a full english in while showering.....
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:51 AM
sudored
 
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ffs some right women on here, used to eat my buttys on the bog at work ffs.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:55 AM
Child of Darkness
 
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ffs some right women on here, used to eat my buttys on the bog at work ffs.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 09:57 AM
ScholesScoresGoals2
 
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Cleaner than eating at most desks
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:02 AM
Barcabal
 
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Top brew poo reds standard behaviour
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:06 AM
Gypsum Fantastic
 
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what about having a shit whilst out eating dinner?

take the latrine down to nando's every thursday, curl one out whilst splashing on the peri peri?



f***ing brews on the bog ffs.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:06 AM
Poop
 
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I brought my dinner to the bog once. Ate it off a tray across my knees, salt and pepper cellars and all.

Very civilised.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:08 AM
sudored
 
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Originally Posted by Poop
I brought my dinner to the bog once. Ate it off a tray across my knees, salt and pepper cellars and all.

Very civilised.
With your name i would expect nothing less.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:09 AM
irk
 
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Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa
It's fine
What does it tell you that this deviant is in favour of it?

I bet you piss in the sink too. Savage.
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:12 AM
crockster
 
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Originally Posted by sudored
ffs some right women on here, used to eat my buttys on the bog at work ffs.
Done it loads myself, think its acceptable if you finish your meal before wiping your a**
 
Unread 06-10-2014, 10:15 AM
Mr_Ed
 
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I take my coffee to the shitter at home... Weekend treat only
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