England v Germany

Not interested in the national team myself but I'm sure a few of you are.

A wonderful opportunity for the knuckle draggers to sing about the war and shooting German planes out of the sky, whilst @#%&!ting around in their waistcoats in some sort of weird homage to the 2nd most boring man in the world (Eddie Howe just pips Southgate for that particular honour)

Interestingly, since Channel 4 have been broadcasting England's games , they haven't won one or scored a goal from open play.

In channel 4's defence, that's because southgate is an absolute £#%&!ing chancer.


He hasn't got a clue how to utilise any of England's top players.

Starting maguire the other night shows what an absolute @#%&! he is.

Got my waistcoat and hat ready, both bought from Garrison Tailors, the official Peaky Blinders clothing outlet. Come on Engerland!

Last In-ger-lund game I watched was the final last year. No interest whatsoever. Boring team, boring manager, utter weapons for fans.

Hoping for a Harry Howler.

England: Pope, Stones, Dier, Maguire, James, Rice, Bellingham, Shaw, Foden, Kane, Sterling.

Subs: Tripper, Ramsdale, Henderson, Walker, Coady, Guehi, Saka, Mount, Toney, Chillwell, Hendesron, Abraham.

He won’t even experiment a little with the formation, will he? You’d think after the Italy game he’d at least be open to it.

Originally Posted by naes_sean

England: Pope, Stones, Dier, Maguire, James, Rice, Bellingham, Shaw, Foden, Kane, Sterling.

Subs: Tripper, Ramsdale, Henderson, Walker, Coady, Guehi, Saka, Mount, Toney, Chillwell, Hendesron, Abraham.

Ed de Guehi?

England starting 11

5 absolute @#%&!s

3 seem decent chaps

3 no idea

Not sure what I'm happier with, tbh. An England that are utterly bereft heading into a World Cup, and hilariously limp out at the group stage, or an England that are overhyped, with the full on "Its Coming Home!" bells and whistles, that then gets painfully dumped out on penalties in the knockouts.

Either way, looking forward to laughing at plenty of pint-throwing, face-painted dickhheads crying in pubs this December.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

He won’t even experiment a little with the formation, will he? You’d think after the Italy game he’d at least be open to it.

Ole Gunnar Southgate

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Ole Gunnar Southgate

Originally Posted by Switching Off

Ole Gunnar Southgate

Ole with an overbite.

Gareth "missionary" Southgate.

Should be sacking the @#%&! and getting Tuchel in on a short term contract for the world cup.

Always thought Marc-André ter Stegen was Dutch.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Always thought Marc-André ter Stegen was Dutch.

His Grandad was a stormtrooper.

Shaw's worked up a sweat already.

That England strip is shocking

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

That England strip is shocking

It’s an awful shade of red. Might be the cameras though tbf, didn’t look as bad in the pics I’ve seen.

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Always thought Marc-André ter Stegen was Dutch.

I always knew he was from the Federal Republic of Germany

That was some pass from Shaw. Shite from Sterling.

Shite from Foden.

Oh dear Maguire