Manchester United v Bournemouth 15/05/16

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Valid point tbf.... ^^^^

A Spanish lad at work hit the main fire alarm as someone's toast was burning and they buzz off HnS...

Found out the muster point was poor, the tannoy (brand name) didn't work over on the other plant (2km away) phones were unusable and contractors were unaccountable....

So lessons learnt..

Proud of el lad.
Get him tickets for the cup final.

Originally Posted by Cream

Proud of el lad.
Get him tickets for the cup final.

Brother Hose

The state of the fake bomb

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

The state of the fake bomb

That's probs exactly what they look like

Bunks?

so an old nokia , some gaffer tape and an RCA cable

every house in the country can make one of these now

Apparently the bloke who discovered it was taking a shit at the time.

Wonder if he had time to wipe?

Quote:
"He revealed it also had a white label which said: 'Training aid. If found, contact SSMS on 07*********'."

If this is true then serious questions have to be asked of the club
Ffs

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

If this is true then serious questions have to be asked of the club
Ffs

tbf. If you were looking at a phone duct taped to a sealed length of pipe would you check it for a label. The £#%&!ing thing should be clearly fake, it's not like the sniffer dog is going to look at a Vtech my first mobile wired to a speak n spell and think it's £#%&!ed up the search is it.

Originally Posted by dragflick

Probably this morning tho'...

Yeah same.

Originally Posted by Pop

Apparently the bloke who discovered it was taking a shit at the time.

Wonder if he had time to wipe?

it was hanging on the hook on the back of the cubicle door

of course it's easy to say when you're not there, but surely ISIS and pals would be a bit more discreet?

Originally Posted by ScholesGingerSheen

tbf. If you were looking at a phone duct taped to a sealed length of pipe would you check it for a label. The £#%&!ing thing should be clearly fake, it's not like the sniffer dog is going to look at a Vtech my first mobile wired to a speak n spell and think it's £#%&!ed up the search is it.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

If this is true then serious questions have to be asked of the club
Ffs

Yeah, would you ring a number on a bomb that had a phone attached to it ffs?

Originally Posted by dragflick

Yeah, would you ring a number on a bomb that had a phone attached to it ffs?

"hello, is that west bank?"

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

"hello, is that west bank?"

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

"hello, is that west bank?"

Originally Posted by dragflick

Yeah, would you ring a number on a bomb that had a phone attached to it ffs?

But surely it would have rejogged someone's memory that this company carried out training with fake bombs the previous Wednesday and then confirmed that it was the number of that company