Spurs Agree Fee For Bale

Breaking news....

The yids have agreed a fee with southampton for welsh left back gareth bale

Good, he's shite.

Originally Posted by red @rmy

Good, he's shite.

ditto

Hardly breaking is it you numpty.

They agreed a fee in January.

I really couldn't give a shite about Bale. We don't need him.


The fact that Spurs don't have a left back, whilst we have 14, meant he was always more liable to join them anyway.

Doesn't really concern us as we can't afford him.

I'm gutted

I'd rather have Christian Bale in the squad. Especailly in American Pyscho mode listening to a bit of Erik B and Rakim.

Originally Posted by Krushkov

I'd rather have Christian Bale in the squad. Especailly in American Pyscho mode listening to a bit of Erik B and Rakim.

Well the guy bidding for Southampton is called Paul Allen

Originally Posted by scherben

Well the guy bidding for Southampton is called Paul Allen

BREAKING NEWS:

Spurs defender Gareth Bale kills new Southampton owner Paul Allen with an axe to the face!

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

BREAKING NEWS:

Spurs defender Gareth Bale kills new Southampton owner Paul Allen with an axe to the face!

Body dissolving in bath in Hell's Kitchen

We'll probably end up buying him off Spurs for twice the price three years down the line.

Originally Posted by revanoz

We'll probably end up buying him off Spurs for twice the price three years down the line.

agreed - how anyone can say he is shit at 17 is beyond me.

Originally Posted by scherben

Body dissolving in bath in Hell's Kitchen

And so on and so forth until we've referenced the whole film.....

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

And so on and so forth until we've referenced the whole film.....

I'm lunching with Allen at Dorcia tonight

Originally Posted by scherben

I'm lunching with Allen at Dorcia tonight

My favourite line is after he's coldly dumped old Reese Witherspoon in the restaurant and wants her to shut up.

'That's it. I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving.'

Spurs = United's feeder club

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

My favourite line is after he's coldly dumped old Reese Witherspoon in the restaurant and wants her to shut up.

'That's it. I'm leaving. I've assessed the situation and I'm leaving.'

Perhaps George Burley will get a similar message

Originally Posted by dakpul

agreed - how anyone can say he is shit at 17 is beyond me.

Look at my post up there.

I know a good player when I see one, trust me. he'll be playing back in the championship within 3 years.

Originally Posted by scherben

Perhaps George Burley will get a similar message

Just hope K Richardson assesses his future here in a similar vain