Tonight's games

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

never mind £10million for Bent

you should see who the Dippers have signed tonight (unconfirmed)

but it's a

if it happens

Oh don't £#%&!ing do this.

Is it Jason Mcateer?

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

never mind £10million for Bent

you should see who the Dippers have signed tonight (unconfirmed)

but it's a

if it happens

Go on then, I'll probably wish I hadn't asked but who

I've just done a forward roll in my tractor lawnmower.

Landed the right way up.

Think my toe is broken.

Think I was out cold but not sure.

Have a banging headache.

And feel like puking.

Originally Posted by Sandman

Defoe and Bent are both £#%&!ing gash, nowhere near United quality. Owen is a proven goalscorer who will be happy being a squad player and was free, why is this even being discussed again.

Because marlo has made it his personal mission to convince the world that every one-eyed, bow-legged %@#$&! is better than Michael Owen at football.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Oh don't £#%&!ing do this.

Is it Jason Mcateer?

no Jan Molby

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

no Jan Molby

Come on, pm me.One way or another.


Weren't they looking at an ex-player of theirs?

It's probably heinze.

Originally Posted by poppy

I've just done a forward roll in my tractor lawnmower.

Landed the right way up.

Think my toe is broken.

Think I was out cold but not sure.

Have a banging headache.

And feel like puking.

Serves you right you posh @#%&!, get a Black & Decker like everyone else

stan collymore

Originally Posted by Sparky***

It's probably heinze.

it's not Christmas yet

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

it's not Christmas yet

Titus Bramble.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Come on, pm me.One way or another.


Weren't they looking at an ex-player of theirs?

Owen?

Vieria.

Michael Turner.

Darren Bent.

Fowler?

It's probably £#%&!ing pennant for £1m the £#%&!ing stupid smug spanish @#%&!

No offence to @#%&!s intended

Is it Zlatan?

Kirgiakos

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

Kirgiakos

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,195...498803,00.html

Originally Posted by Rhodzy

Kirgiakos

told you it was a

probably beat Crewe for his signature