Ronnie - Could it be really on ?

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

It’s the footballing equivalent of going out with a beautiful woman and having a great time. She dumps you for what she perceives to be a better looking bloke and you get back together a few years later when she’s had a couple of kids...

Let’s move on.

Except we’ve lost our hair, put three stone on then finally we’ve decided to go to the gym now we might have a chance with her again?

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Except we’ve lost our hair, put three stone on then finally we’ve decided to go to the gym now we might have a chance with her again?

Hired the pe teacher from the local comp as a personal trainer

Originally Posted by Sapien

Hired the pe teacher from the local comp as a personal trainer

Exactly. He may now have a chuff like a wizard’s sleeve in Mr Ed’s analogy, but we’re now sporting a dad bod and cash flow issues.

"the new United transfer policy is signing mid 20s players on upward trajectories"

Still annoyed the way he celebrated his juve goal

Let's move on.

Originally Posted by andyroo

Who would have thought the Chevrolet shirt sponsorship deal could be such a big plus?

Potm

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Except we’ve lost our hair, put three stone on then finally we’ve decided to go to the gym now we might have a chance with her again?

Do I know you? Sounds very much like me.

He'd score 20 goals in the PL well into his 40s, maybe even his 50s.

The greatest footballer that has ever existed

Originally Posted by 92ToBury

Except we’ve lost our hair, put three stone on then finally we’ve decided to go to the gym now we might have a chance with her again?

Awkward af down the local as we walk back in holding hands.

Originally Posted by Cream

Awkward af down the local as we walk back in holding hands.

tbf, she’s put a lot of work into her chassis since also. Big like Newton John in Grease

He'd still destroy this league.

Originally Posted by Cream

Awkward af down the local as we walk back in holding hands.

Sorry Cream, I respect you as a poster but you're just not my type. x

Originally Posted by Mr_Ed

Do I know you? Sounds very much like me.

There's coming to terms with what you've become versus still being fussy. It describes half the blokes in most Manchester pubs.

Originally Posted by Palmer

He'd score 20 goals in the PL well into his 40s, maybe even his 50s.

The greatest footballer that has ever existed

I think he could go on to 40 definitely, but lets not get carried away.

If he’d come back after he’d got the Madrid record, he would have had time to pass Rooney too.

What age did Sheringham play until?

Originally Posted by big chief

What age did Sheringham play until?

42 but he was well down the divisions by then. Think Giggs was older for last top flight appearance.

edit: no he wasn't, Sheringham was 40 when he played his last top flight match and that's the record in England.

We’re swapping Pogba for him in Jan aren’t we?

Originally Posted by AK14

We’re swapping Pogba for him in Jan aren’t we?

i'd take that swap

Originally Posted by andyroo

42 but he was well down the divisions by then. Think Giggs was older for last top flight appearance.

edit: no he wasn't, Sheringham was 40 when he played his last top flight match and that's the record in England.

Sheringham played a slower game, a 2nd striker, & was great with his back to goal. Plus he was a physically strong player.

I met him once and he was a tall unit.

I do think Ronnie could do a similar role

Originally Posted by AK14

We’re swapping Pogba for him in Jan aren’t we?

Ronaldo would do more in a year, at 35, than Pogba has done since he arrived.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Ronaldo would do more in a year, at 35, than Pogba has done since he arrived.

ronaldo would do more in one £#%&!ing match.

Originally Posted by big chief

Sheringham played a slower game, a 2nd striker, & was great with his back to goal. Plus he was a physically strong player.

I met him once and he was a tall unit.

I do think Ronnie could do a similar role

He's only 6 foot .From here on in you will be known 'Little Chief '