Dan Ashworth statement expected

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

I read, possibly on here, someone say he looks like a villain from a British soap opera, and now I can't unsee it.

Yes! He’d have a name like Harvey, probably work in finance, or as a doctor. Joins the cobbles with his Mrs - they’ve been trying for a baby but having issues. He’s secretly dealing with debt from IVF, makes out to the Mrs it’s totally fine so she’s oblivious. Someone discovers his secret, threatens to tell everyone and blackmails him, he goes along initially as he seems quite timid. Anyway one day it comes to a head, his blackmailer goes to tell his Mrs, but bang! Harvey kills them with a blow to the back of the head.

When he gets home his Mrs announces she’s pregnant.

12-18 month storyline of Harvey murdering half the street to cover his tracks.

Ashworth, Berrada, Wilcox...Sessions

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Yes! He’d have a name like Harvey, probably work in finance, or as a doctor. Joins the cobbles with his Mrs - they’ve been trying for a baby but having issues. He’s secretly dealing with debt from IVF, makes out to the Mrs it’s totally fine so she’s oblivious. Someone discovers his secret, threatens to tell everyone and blackmails him, he goes along initially as he seems quite timid. Anyway one day it comes to a head, his blackmailer goes to tell his Mrs, but bang! Harvey kills them with a blow to the back of the head.

When he gets home his Mrs announces she’s pregnant.

12-18 month storyline of Harvey murdering half the street to cover his tracks.

Any chance of weaving him into the Angela Raynor, Pogba storyline?

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Any chance of weaving him into the Angela Raynor, Pogba storyline?

No problem Gyppers. These are the kind of scenarios I thrive on.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

Yes! He’d have a name like Harvey, probably work in finance, or as a doctor. Joins the cobbles with his Mrs - they’ve been trying for a baby but having issues. He’s secretly dealing with debt from IVF, makes out to the Mrs it’s totally fine so she’s oblivious. Someone discovers his secret, threatens to tell everyone and blackmails him, he goes along initially as he seems quite timid. Anyway one day it comes to a head, his blackmailer goes to tell his Mrs, but bang! Harvey kills them with a blow to the back of the head.

When he gets home his Mrs announces she’s pregnant.

12-18 month storyline of Harvey murdering half the street to cover his tracks.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://x.com/utd_forever7/status/17...119925447?s=46

Source: trust me bro

Originally Posted by AK14

Tonali is his first signing

Yhihf.

More likely to sign some bloke called toenail.

Originally Posted by tatty

More likely to sign some bloke called toenail.

Big centre half?

Craig Hope is the source I am waiting for,clearly that Luke Edwards is tweeting negativity towards us on purpose. Can only assume Fergie ruined his childhood with that 95/96 title

https://x.com/centredevils/status/1782823713366298876?s=46

£13m apart

Anyone would think we’re after someone who bags 20 a season

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://x.com/centredevils/status/17...366298876?s=46

£13m apart

Anyone would think we’re after someone who bags 20 a season

Be available more than Malacia

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://x.com/centredevils/status/17...366298876?s=46

£13m apart

Anyone would think we’re after someone who bags 20 a season

Don’t want this Audi-on-finance looking @#%&! anywhere near the club.

We're paying £13m for him?

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

https://x.com/centredevils/status/17...366298876?s=46

£13m apart

Anyone would think we’re after someone who bags 20 a season

13 million apart how much are these cheeky @#%&!s asking for?

Is he that £#%&!ing good ffs?

When did it become de rigeur to pay transfer fees for £#%&!ing suits?

Just “employ” his Mrs

Originally Posted by tatty

We're paying £13m for him?

Nah like a transfer it's negotiation tactic,however that's a much bigger gap than I anticipated

He must be on a huge whack if this is to buy out his garden leave (guessing it's a year).

They must really rate him.

Originally Posted by redhegemony

He must be on a huge whack if this is to buy out his garden leave (guessing it's a year).

They must really hate us.

Fixed

They want 5m in add ons for a £#%&!ing DOF small time @#%&!s

£#%&! him off. No way he’s the only one in the world that can do the job. Should have had someone in place 3 months ago ffs