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Unread 08-01-2023, 09:01 PM
GBMUFC2020
 
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Your you are knowing your having a day when you tell everyone in the pub that Citeh will win 4-0 and with 7 minutes to go and Chelsea on top you tell your mate who put the £10 bet on for you at 18-1 to cash out and then the scrawpy bastard get a penalty 30 seconds later. £#%&!ing @#%&!s. £180 becomes £40 £#%&!ers!
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 09:10 PM
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Your you are knowing your having a day when you tell everyone in the pub that Citeh will win 4-0 and with 7 minutes to go and Chelsea on top you tell your mate who put the £10 bet on for you at 18-1 to cash out and then the scrawpy bastard get a penalty 30 seconds later. £#%&!ing @#%&!s. £180 becomes £40 £#%&!ers!
grow some minerals
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 09:20 PM
Joe Biden
 
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Your you are knowing your having a day when you tell everyone in the pub that Citeh will win 4-0 and with 7 minutes to go and Chelsea on top you tell your mate who put the £10 bet on for you at 18-1 to cash out and then the scrawpy bastard get a penalty 30 seconds later. f***ing tw*ts. £180 becomes £40 f***ers!
I'll take things that never happened for $20 please Ken.
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 09:25 PM
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Your you are knowing your having a day when you tell everyone in the pub that Citeh will win 4-0 and with 7 minutes to go and Chelsea on top you tell your mate who put the £10 bet on for you at 18-1 to cash out and then the scrawpy bastard get a penalty 30 seconds later. £#%&!ing @#%&!s. £180 becomes £40 £#%&!ers!
You can’t cash out when there’s a penalty awarded
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 10:18 PM
GBMUFC2020
 
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You can’t cash out when there’s a penalty awarded
Read the post. I am hardly likely to cash out at 3 nil when Citeh has been awarded a penalty am I. Are you a £#%&!ing whum or are you just thick?
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 10:26 PM
Ethers
 
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Sorry pal, I totally misread your post, apologies. Easily done when everything you post reads like it was written by someone in the middle of a stroke tbf
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 10:33 PM
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Unread 08-01-2023, 10:34 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Ethers has had an absolute Inswinger here.
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 10:40 PM
GBMUFC2020
 
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Sorry pal, I totally misread your post, apologies. Easily done when everything you post reads like it was written by someone in the middle of a stroke tbf
You want to try drinking and posting it`s £#%&!ing difficult

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Ethers has had an absolute Inswinger here.
Laugh, I nearly cried!
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 10:48 PM
Ethers
 
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You want to try drinking and posting it`s £#%&!ing difficult
What are you drinking, Methadone?
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 10:51 PM
GBMUFC2020
 
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What are you drinking, Methadone?
That would take the pain away from your shit posts
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 11:04 PM
Joe Biden
 
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Careful pal you'll have his two little lovers along soon posting smileys.
 
Unread 08-01-2023, 11:44 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Villa
You always love to see it
 
Unread 09-01-2023, 02:24 AM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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careful pal you'll have his two little lovers along soon posting smileys.
 
Unread 09-01-2023, 06:49 AM
Travis Bickle
 
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sorry pal, i totally misread your post, apologies. Easily done when everything you post reads like it was written by someone in the middle of a stroke tbf
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Unread 09-01-2023, 10:57 AM
Dasilvatwins
 
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Your you are knowing your having a day when you tell everyone in the pub that Citeh will win 4-0 and with 7 minutes to go and Chelsea on top you tell your mate who put the £10 bet on for you at 18-1 to cash out and then the scrawpy bastard get a penalty 30 seconds later. £#%&!ing @#%&!s. £180 becomes £40 £#%&!ers!
I’ve read this a few times. You told your mate to place a bet that city will win 4-0.

At 3-0 Chelsea were on top in the game, you tell your mate you’re thinking of cashing out , but Chelsea then give a penalty away to city .

Why the “£#%&!ing @#%&!s”? Surely you want the penalty to be given so city score their 4th and you win your bet?
 
Unread 09-01-2023, 11:04 AM
programmes?
 
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Read the post. I am hardly likely to cash out at 3 nil when Citeh has been awarded a penalty am I. Are you a £#%&!ing whum or are you just thick?
 
Unread 09-01-2023, 11:11 AM
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I’ve read this a few times. You told your mate to place a bet that city will win 4-0.

At 3-0 Chelsea were on top in the game, you tell your mate you’re thinking of cashing out , but Chelsea then give a penalty away to city .

Why the “£#%&!ing @#%&!s”? Surely you want the penalty to be given so city score their 4th and you win your bet?
He cashed out at 3-0 only for City to go and get their 4th minutes later.
 
Unread 09-01-2023, 11:47 AM
Dasilvatwins
 
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He cashed out at 3-0 only for City to go and get their 4th minutes later.
Oh right. Thought he was arguing with you that he wouldn’t cash out if they’re at 3-0 . You then misread it as he was claiming to cash out on the penalty when it’s not possible.

I misread his post , he cashed out then the penalty was given.

I don’t gamble, but if it had finished 3-0 would he still have won the £40? In which case he should have just left it .
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