Manchester United v Everton - 09/03/24 12:30pm KO - Official Match Thread

Casemiro

Another blinding pass from Casemiro

Casemiro is utter shite.

Another idiotic foul

We're shit. Really shit. But at least we're shit and winning which is better than usual.

Dobbin was a free elf just there.

Close the bugger down!

Originally Posted by believe

Good news about the penalties though.

Yeah, I'd rather we hadn't been awarded them tbh.

Get The Scottish Player off ffs

Please can we get this leaden footed jock off the pitch please?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Please can we get this leaden footed jock off the pitch please?

antony > rashford
amrabat > mctog

Doesn’t that just sum him up. Not awareness of the run from Bruno. Can’t execute the pass to Rashford and then commits a rash foul to get booked. Not the type of game or duration for him.

Stick Eriksen in there for a bit of composure

Piss about at the back then Onana just chips it into touch

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Get The Scottish Player off ffs

We need him to keep giving the ball back to Everton. All part of the plan.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Yeah, I'd rather we hadn't been awarded them tbh.

What will you whinge about this week?

Originally Posted by jem

antony > rashford
amrabat > mctog

Perfect punishment.

Don’t just haul them off, but publicly replace them with a couple of insults

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Stick Eriksen in there for a bit of composure

Game summed up right there:

Tarkowski heads clear completely unchallenged. Dwight McNeill has time to bring it down and advance five yards with nobody challenging him. And he just swings it straight into the arms of Onana.

Originally Posted by jem

Jethro looking good in the crowd there.

We’re just drifting aimlessly here.

Need an injection of some impetus. It feels like we’re sleepwalking towards conceding.

We’ve completely stopped playing now, not even looking to threaten in behind.