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Unread 01-04-2008, 09:19 AM
Smurf
 
Default Just bit into a Bird's Eye Chilli

And not one manufactured by Captain FishFinger and his crowd.

My lips are falling off my face. Water just spread the pain around.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 09:23 AM
les vagas
 
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did you have your shorts on?
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 09:24 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Spray CS Gas into your own face...........That Counter-acts it.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 09:24 AM
Street Magician
 
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Those f***ers are not to be messed with!

We once smeared one over some c*** at works mouse, he had a tendancy for picking his nose and rubbing his eyes all day, generally a greasy tw*t. Anyhoo, the results were quite hilarious...
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 09:36 AM
dunk
 
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Originally Posted by Smurf
And not one manufactured by Captain FishFinger and his crowd.

My lips are falling off my face. Water just spread the pain around.
I bit into one once, I was unaware it was on my plate, anyhoo, I bit it between the rear molars on the left hand side and promptly went deaf in my left ear for 15 minutes. I had to stop eating for 30 minutes. I wouldn't mind, but I actually like my food spicy, but f*** me!
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 09:41 AM
Smurf
 
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Originally Posted by les vagas
did you have your shorts on?
funnily enough, yes!

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Originally Posted by Street Magician
Those f***ers are not to be messed with!

We once smeared one over some c*** at works mouse, he had a tendancy for picking his nose and rubbing his eyes all day, generally a greasy tw*t. Anyhoo, the results were quite hilarious...
Quality. The dirty c***.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:03 PM
Redhod99
 
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I made something with these once and an hour letter my head/face was burning. Had to have a shower and that made it worse cos I spread it all over my body. Read the packet after and it advise you prepare wearing thick rubber gloves and avoid contact with the skin!!!!

f***in lethal
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:20 PM
Enjoying Insanity
 
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You soft c***s !!!!!

Nothing like having four or five of them in a homemade curry.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:22 PM
dodger
 
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You soft c***s !!!!!

Nothing like having four or five of them in a homemade curry.
Slightly different to biting into one. Not advised.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:23 PM
Torquemada
 
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Birds eye for show, Scotch Bonnet/Habanero for a pro.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:23 PM
Street Magician
 
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You soft c***s !!!!!

Nothing like having four or five of them in a homemade curry.
True, but in a curry the intensity of the heat is diluted throughout the curry sauce. Eating one raw or rubbing it on your japs eye is completely different
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:23 PM
red @rmy
 
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And not one manufactured by Captain FishFinger and his crowd.

My lips are falling off my face. Water just spread the pain around.
I used to know a bird who shoved them into her clunge.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:27 PM
</forzagarza>
 
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Nothing like having four or five of them in a homemade curry.
Except maybe 2 or 3 of an even hotter chilli in a homemade curry.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:31 PM
dodger
 
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Birds eye for show, Scotch Bonnet/Habanero for a pro.
Good one, I'll have that.

Birds eys are also very cheap. About a quid for a lifetime supply at the indian supermarket.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:32 PM
dodger
 
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I used to know a bird who shoved them into her clunge.
f*** off
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:32 PM
BryanRobson'sLiver
 
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Knew a woman who would eat them like sweets once, she was quite mad.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:36 PM
Baron
 
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I used to know a bird who shoved them into her clunge.


Once made dinner for a young lady a couple of years back, didn't wash my hands well enough apparently & she got a bit of a scorched minky a little later when having a fumble around her lady garden.

She wanted to punch me in the face but couldn't get near me for all the hopping she was doing
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 12:45 PM
roterteufel
 
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milk is the drink to have to stop the burning sensation,
it blocks the receptors. (full cream is the best)
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 01:37 PM
red @rmy
 
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f*** off
No wum, she said it gave her tingly sensations.

I left her shortly after she told me.
 
Unread 01-04-2008, 01:39 PM
hopkins
 
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Birds eys are also very cheap. About a quid for a lifetime supply at the indian supermarket.
The dried ones? I've got a bag of them and they're lethal
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