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Unread 16-10-2007, 01:45 PM
silv
 
Default ive developed a new and alarming habit

when i get rat arsed i go to bed, but in the morning i awake to texts or angry housemates who have found another corner that I have pissed in.

Its not good. Im on strike two now. How can I prevent a third?
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 01:46 PM
Scabs
 
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You could improve your grammar.

Bloody students.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 01:47 PM
silv
 
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I could.

It is a worry when the house dog is better trained than you.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 01:47 PM
Crumps
 
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Stop drinking you can't handle your ale.


Does this only occur when you have had drugs btw? I have got a mate who will piss the bed or wherever he falls asleep if he has had or a pill.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 01:49 PM
silv
 
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No. All times have been on varied circumstances.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 01:52 PM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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Wtf silv. Cut back on your substance abuse.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 01:54 PM
silv
 
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drugs are practically gone.

it is worrying
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 01:55 PM
eddie dane
 
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it's a phase people go through in their late teens/ early 20's i think. a mate of mine used to do it all the time. he once nearly pissed on his girlfriends head.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 01:55 PM
Fuzzy Dunlop
 
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How often do you drink?
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 01:58 PM
Scabs
 
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Nappies, maybe?
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:00 PM
silv
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by eddie dane
it's a phase people go through in their late teens/ early 20's i think. a mate of mine used to do it all the time. he once nearly pissed on his girlfriends head.
hopefully i cut it out

most days fuzz, working in a pub doesnt help.

I reckon a combination of working real hard, hardly any sleep and drinkin lots is causing it.

Its only happened three times in the last year or so though. Just quite recently
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:02 PM
Scabs
 
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Seriously though mate, have you checked your prostate?
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:02 PM
silv
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Scabs
Seriously though mate, have you checked your prostate?
eh??
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:16 PM
armchair
 
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Quote:
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Seriously though mate, have you checked your prostate?
that's not going to go down too well with the housemates.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:23 PM
eddie dane
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by silv
hopefully i cut it out

most days fuzz, working in a pub doesnt help.

I reckon a combination of working real hard, hardly any sleep and drinkin lots is causing it.

Its only happened three times in the last year or so though. Just quite recently
my mate used to do it every few months after a heavy skinful. i really wouldnt worry too much. rites of passage.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:35 PM
LH_88
 
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My mate has pissed on his birds bedroom carpet. Twice!

Just happens with some people.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:36 PM
Baron
 
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Every experience has been 'mates'
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:39 PM
LH_88
 
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Quote:
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Every experience has been 'mates'
Haha, mine was definitely a mate

I have tried to piss in cupboards, never on the carpet.
 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:40 PM
wiganste
 
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Get some man nappies

 
Unread 16-10-2007, 02:54 PM
antonin jablonsky
 
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Had a mate who whilst staying with his bird at her parents, got up in the night walked into their bedroom and pissed on them. He aklso pissed on his brothers record collection.
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