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Unread 09-06-2007, 03:03 AM
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Default Strangeways Has Been On Complete Lockdown

A gun and ammunition were found in a cell.
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 03:07 AM
CamelToe
 
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how is your dad?
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 03:08 AM
Crumps
 
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how is your dad?
I don't know. How are you?
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 03:21 AM
CamelToe
 
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are you suggesting i partook in some sort of time travel experiment in the seventies and that, in fact i am your father?
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 03:28 AM
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are you suggesting i partook in some sort of time travel experiment in the seventies and that, in fact i am your father?
I am not suggesting I am flat out accusing you. I have seen pictures of my Mum the early 80's. What on earth were you thinking man?
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 03:35 AM
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I am not suggesting I am flat out accusing you. I have seen pictures of my Mum the early 80's. What on earth were you thinking man?
i have no time to think, shag, move on.

i do remember her now. 'name him crumpy' i said before i disappeared into the ether. on to my next assignment.
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 03:40 AM
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i have no time to think, shag, move on.

i do remember her now. 'name him crumpy' i said before i disappeared into the ether. on to my next assignment.
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 03:45 AM
CamelToe
 
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i see my face in your smile, sorry i wasn't there to watch you grow up.

complicated matters, let's just say i saved the galaxy with my diplomatic skills and leave it at that, eh? i don't like to brag.
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 03:53 AM
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i see my face in your smile, sorry i wasn't there to watch you grow up.

complicated matters, let's just say i saved the galaxy with my diplomatic skills and leave it at that, eh? i don't like to brag.
So you were a bit like Sam Beckett but abused your time travelling prowess?
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 04:14 AM
CamelToe
 
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So you were a bit like Sam Beckett but abused your time travelling prowess?
iam he!

the juicy bits were cut for prime time viewing

f***ing christians

you should have seen the episode when i went back to assassinate thatcher on behest of reagan.

the mission was a total success but those p*****s at the nsa changed their minds and we had to replace her with a duplicate... who incidentally got out of hand. the rest, they say is histoire
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 04:17 AM
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iam he!

the juicy bits were cut for prime time viewing

f***ing christians

you should have seen the episode when i went back to assassinate thatcher on behest of reagan.

the mission was a total success but those p*****s at the nsa changed their minds and we had to replace her with a duplicate... who incidentally got out of hand. the rest, they say is histoire
I assume that was in Brighton?
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 04:19 AM
CamelToe
 
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I assume that was in Brighton?
no.

camp david.

poison shrimp. i've said too much already.
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 04:32 AM
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no.

camp david.

poison shrimp. i've said too much already.
Was Camp David a bit like Al? Did he say "oooh mince" a lot?
 
Unread 09-06-2007, 04:38 AM
CamelToe
 
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Was Camp David a bit like Al? Did he say "oooh mince" a lot?


he'd have your ring, don't mess with him
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