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Unread 28-01-2021, 10:46 PM
waynes ear's
 
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buy them a WSB subscription
 
Unread 28-01-2021, 10:52 PM
silv
 
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Money for a neighbours kid is creepy

Just buy them beer
 
Unread 28-01-2021, 11:05 PM
TravellingRed
 
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Money for a neighbours kid is creepy

Just buy them beer
Less creepy than a Victoria's Secret voucher though I suppose.
 
Unread 28-01-2021, 11:30 PM
Sandman
 
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Please tell me she doesn't have to fetch it out of your pocket.
 
Unread 28-01-2021, 11:47 PM
redhegemony
 
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Leslie creepy than a Victoria's Secret voucher though I suppose.
Thats an old one...
 
Unread 28-01-2021, 11:53 PM
Hyman_Roth
 
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Not a chance hes telling the truth, decent wum for once
Not that decent tbf

Tattys 54/55.

Had PMs with him sometime ago on another matter that established his teenage years were late 70s/ early 80s.
 
Unread 28-01-2021, 11:54 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Not that decent tbf

Tattys 54/55.

Had PMs with him sometime ago on another matter that established his teenage years were late 70s/ early 80s.
Meant by his standards tbf
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 12:07 AM
Kent Brockman
 
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He's 48, ffs. He mentions it twice a week at least.
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 12:11 AM
tatty
 
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Not that decent tbf

Tattys 54/55.

Had PMs with him sometime ago on another matter that established his teenage years were late 70s/ early 80s.
I would have used this method to flush me out as well.

Good job.
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 12:39 AM
Cream
 
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Give a 7 yr old a fiver and he's likely to try and wipe his arse with it.

Would play better if you put some effort in. Borrow some of the missus' makeup and put on a clown show?

'ooh hullo, I'm Tatty the clown. Titty tatty too!'

 
Unread 29-01-2021, 12:44 AM
ScarFace
 
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Give him Covid.
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 09:58 AM
est.1878
 
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Originally Posted by tatty
Alright Sherlock, turn it in with your wildly off the mark theories.








She's about to split up with her boyfriend.


7 year old boy - flat ball

7 year old girl, kidz pop CD (yes, Cd)
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 10:00 AM
redhegemony
 
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frisbee or a boomerang
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 10:06 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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Parties and gatherings are currently banned....

Don't be a super spreader, stay at home

You're in the dangerous are group tatty...
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 02:56 PM
tatty
 
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Parties and gatherings are currently banned....

Don't be a super spreader, stay at home

You're in the dangerous are group tatty...

Adherence to protocols assured, nobody leaving their own driveway.
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 03:25 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Adherence to protocols assured, nobody leaving their own driveway.
What a set of absolute gimps....
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 03:29 PM
tatty
 
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What a set of absolute gimps....
I wanted to be angry at you insulting my neighbours but when I think about them (especially #5 and #8) you've got a point.
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 05:29 PM
est.1878
 
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I wanted to be angry at you insulting my neighbours but when I think about them (especially #5 and #8) you've got a point.
Is there a neigh bore hood WhatsApp going on _ screenshot for the lads?
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 08:17 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Shocked at tatty fibbing about their age, nqat.
 
Unread 29-01-2021, 10:04 PM
tatty
 
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Shocked at tatty fibbing about their age, nqat.
How can you pluralize a singular.

What england is this?
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