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Unread 06-09-2022, 01:24 PM
Jethro
 
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The family returning to the house having had it all to myself for a solid week.

f***ing hell being left completely to your own devices is bliss
Day 2 for me. Talking to the dogs a lot but it's weird to have been to the gym and have eaten by 6pm.
 
Unread 06-09-2022, 03:36 PM
nick henry
 
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havent listened to Talksport for ages, in fact whilst we have been depressingly crap it has tended to be a media blackout totally after out games but I was still chuffed with Sundays game so switched it on whilst driving home.

i didnt last too long. it was something that used to bug me when i used to listen previously It wasnt the childlike "bantz" of the presenter making Darren Bent wear a United shirt over the megalolz bet they had prior to the match. Not even the endless adverts that interrupt the show.

Its the p****s that ring in and think they are mates with the people on there. it f***ing grates on me. "great show lads" and "Benty" this and "Benty" that.

used to be" "Goughie" on Durhams show or "The Moose" on Brazils.

You know they come off and tell their missus they "just gave Benty pelters."

I am never listening again. Even when we win the quad this year
 
Unread 07-09-2022, 06:25 AM
believe
 
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havent listened to Talksport for ages, in fact whilst we have been depressingly crap it has tended to be a media blackout totally after out games but I was still chuffed with Sundays game so switched it on whilst driving home.

i didnt last too long. it was something that used to bug me when i used to listen previously It wasnt the childlike "bantz" of the presenter making Darren Bent wear a United shirt over the megalolz bet they had prior to the match. Not even the endless adverts that interrupt the show.

Its the p****s that ring in and think they are mates with the people on there. it f***ing grates on me. "great show lads" and "Benty" this and "Benty" that.

used to be" "Goughie" on Durhams show or "The Moose" on Brazils.

You know they come off and tell their missus they "just gave Benty pelters."

I am never listening again. Even when we win the quad this year
Harsh on magic
 
Unread 07-09-2022, 07:26 AM
waynes ear's
 
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“Stay safe”

Still?

f*** off
 
Unread 08-09-2022, 08:16 AM
est.1878
 
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What's with the white bottle tops
 
Unread 08-09-2022, 09:58 AM
Zorg
 
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It's not unreasonable but when you look for football highlights on youtube and all you can find is footage of someone playing on Fifa.
 
Unread 08-09-2022, 11:22 AM
92ToBury
 
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What's with the white bottle tops
Freaked me out in Tesco, thought the top was missing at first.
 
Unread 08-10-2022, 03:35 PM
est.1878
 
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Overhearing two men, late 30s maybe 40s, regularly calling each other "bro" and my brain is going into stress shock
 
Unread 08-10-2022, 03:37 PM
NedKelly
 
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Overhearing two men, late 30s maybe 40s, regularly calling each other "bro" and my brain is going into stress shock


I read the other day the next Witcher game will come out in 2025 bare minimum and I realised I wouldn’t be able to look myself in the mirror if I bought it at that age I still will tbh but I’m definitely veering into “manchild” territory and I’m not sure how comfortable I am with that.
 
Unread 08-10-2022, 08:38 PM
Stickman
 
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It's not unreasonable but when you look for football highlights on youtube and all you can find is footage of someone playing on Fifa.
good one

I do not understand that at all.

never being able to get through a self service check out with any reasonable amount of shopping without needing the staff member at one point.

fuuuuck offffff
 
Unread 08-10-2022, 10:34 PM
liamb123
 
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good one

I do not understand that at all.

never being able to get through a self service check out with any reasonable amount of shopping without needing the staff member at one point.

fuuuuck offffff
Standing around waiting for an age check on some paracetamol ffs
 
Unread 08-10-2022, 11:24 PM
Finport Red
 
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Standing around waiting for an age check on some paracetamol ffs
Throwing the paracetamol down as hard as you can several times when you’ve bleeped it, so the self check out recognises that you’ve bagged it.
 
Unread 08-10-2022, 11:28 PM
Ethers
 
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People trying to talk down Gazza Bale’s glittering career
 
Unread 09-10-2022, 01:39 PM
Neo
 
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Meat-headed apes slamming the weight machines down in the gym on their last rep.

Not heard of a controlled rep, you d***heads? Next time one of them does it I hope their rotator cuff tears off.
 
Unread 09-10-2022, 04:37 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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The key change in the Jams 'English Rose'

Goes from one of my favourite songs to skip in seconds.....

 
Unread 09-10-2022, 05:16 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Women.

"I want to take things slowly" *bangs you on first date*

"Great night last night. Let me know when you're next free"

"OMG! I thought I told you I wanted to take things slowly?!"

 
Unread 09-10-2022, 05:19 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Women.

"I want to take things slowly" *bangs you on first date*

"Great night last night. Let me know when you're next free"

"OMG! I thought I told you I wanted to take things slowly?!"

Look at me I'm having new sex......
 
Unread 09-10-2022, 05:31 PM
believe
 
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Women.

"I want to take things slowly" *bangs you on first date*

"Great night last night. Let me know when you're next free"

"OMG! I thought I told you I wanted to take things slowly?!"

I’m struggling to work out which one is you in that conversation.
 
Unread 09-10-2022, 05:33 PM
Poop
 
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Wiping your arse and a crafty turtles head pops out. Straight into the shower with latex glove it is
 
Unread 09-10-2022, 07:01 PM
est.1878
 
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Fat lads with skinny legs
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