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Unread 09-07-2022, 11:38 AM
ragnorak
 
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Obsessive tea drinkers.

Wife just dropped dead? Get the kettle on.

Crashed your car? Oooh, I need a strong cup of tea.

Long walk back from the shops in the blistering summer heat? I could murder a cuppa after that

Choke in it you f***ing weirdos.
is it weird this makes me want to drink tea?

on topic people who park taking up two street spaces when it is obvious the whole neighbourhood is playing tetris to make sure as many of us park as possible. tossers
 
Unread 09-07-2022, 11:40 AM
Finport Red
 
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Originally Posted by Poop
Obsessive tea drinkers.

Wife just dropped dead? Get the kettle on.

Crashed your car? Oooh, I need a strong cup of tea.

Long walk back from the shops in the blistering summer heat? I could murder a cuppa after that

Choke in it you f***ing weirdos.


Weakest drug in the world, and they’re mad forrit. Wait till they hear about paracetamol.
 
Unread 09-07-2022, 02:34 PM
Neo
 
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Not knowing whether to post in this or the 'What Bothers You' thread.
 
Unread 09-07-2022, 03:26 PM
Finport Red
 
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Not knowing whether to post in this or the 'What Bothers You' thread.
Wrong thread mate.
 
Unread 09-07-2022, 04:18 PM
Zorg
 
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Originally Posted by Poop
Obsessive tea drinkers.

Wife just dropped dead? Get the kettle on.

Crashed your car? Oooh, I need a strong cup of tea.

Long walk back from the shops in the blistering summer heat? I could murder a cuppa after that

Choke in it you f***ing weirdos.
 
Unread 14-07-2022, 12:56 PM
est.1878
 
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Fans with retro shirts from eras they clearly not even born for

Me eating my dinner at desk before10am
 
Unread 14-07-2022, 01:10 PM
Poop
 
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Cleaning paint brushes.

Work of the f***ing devil
 
Unread 14-07-2022, 01:23 PM
Finport Red
 
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Cleaning paint brushes.

Work of the f***ing devil
This.

And rollers
 
Unread 14-07-2022, 07:17 PM
waynes ear's
 
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"presser"

f*** off
 
Unread 16-07-2022, 05:49 PM
Switching Off
 
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Probably been said but a go fund me for everybody who dies lately.

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Originally Posted by est.1878
Fans with retro shirts from eras they clearly not even born for

Me eating my dinner at desk before10am
Also getting hungrier much earlier in the day since going back to office
 
Unread 16-07-2022, 06:51 PM
armchair
 
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Ex-players saying two sentences to a sports betting firm and it being made into an entire article.

"I think he'll come in and do a good job. Could be a good move" said Teddy Sheringham to gobrokebetting.com
 
Unread 17-07-2022, 09:04 PM
Finport Red
 
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The thread title ‘So...what tunes is everyone listening to today?’
 
Unread 17-07-2022, 09:09 PM
Chopper
 
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The thread title ‘So...what tunes is everyone listening to today?’
None of your business.
 
Unread 19-07-2022, 02:17 PM
est.1878
 
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People confusing heat for the need to put on suncream
 
Unread 19-07-2022, 02:21 PM
Chorlton74
 
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d***s whizzing about on these.



clowns on those bikes with assisted power trying to look like they're making an effort, fully lycra clad. Clear entrants of this years tour de c**k.
 
Unread 19-07-2022, 02:24 PM
suedeshoes
 
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d***s whizzing about on these.

Absolute predators.

'Grown-ups' on kids toys.
 
Unread 19-07-2022, 02:29 PM
elhombre
 
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These disgusting pigs.



Fatties are so common now you tend not to notice but these ones, specifically these ones with their bellies hanging five inches beneath their t-shirts every summer are a truly disgusting sight to behold. They should be run out of shops or any public place by a baying crowd making high-pitched squealing piggy noises at them.
Bunks is looking well
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 04:18 PM
Neo
 
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Seeing Brexit threads at the top of the Main forum page.

2 of the bastard things up there now!
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 04:29 PM
est.1878
 
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Seeing Brexit threads at the top of the Main forum page.

2 of the bastard things up there now!
was just gonna post this
 
Unread 22-07-2022, 04:41 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Seeing Brexit threads at the top of the Main forum page.

2 of the bastard things up there now!
It's all some people have.....
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