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Unread 12-05-2022, 09:27 PM
windy waffles
 
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Grow up.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 03:52 PM
Poop
 
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Weather is warm so the scrawny pasty scrotes are out in force again, shirts off and doing that walk where they look like they are carrying a watermelon under each arm.

I wish these morons could see themselves
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 05:11 PM
TravellingRed
 
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Weather is warm so the scrawny pasty scrotes are out in force again, shirts off and doing that walk where they look like they are carrying a watermelon under each arm.

I wish these morons could see themselves
Some fat p**** at the allotment always has his shirt off as soon as the sun comes out. Big horrible pot belly on him. His missus is a c*** as well. The c***s.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 06:05 PM
andyroo
 
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Weather is warm so the scrawny pasty scrotes are out in force again, shirts off and doing that walk where they look like they are carrying a watermelon under each arm.

I wish these morons could see themselves
The minute the sun comes out here everyone thinks they're in Bondi.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 06:24 PM
Sharders
 
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Un-oiled me-too massive trampolines in gardens. Sun comes out, kids screaming and jumping all over them. Oil the springs ffs.
 
Unread 14-05-2022, 07:56 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Young, able-bodied people using pedestrian crossings when they could easily cross at any point on a quiet road.

Just happened to me. Literally not another car on the road. Kid about 18. Stood and waited before pressing the button. Urge to mow him down was strong.
 
Unread 15-05-2022, 06:46 PM
Finport Red
 
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People in cars who slow down to let other cars coming the other way turn right in front of them, like they’re doing their good deed for the day, simultaneously causing a tailback behind them.

Same with people who come out of a side road directly in front of your car, when there’s no other car behind you for about a mile, then proceed to drive at about 15 mile an hour.

Gimps
 
Unread 17-05-2022, 10:33 AM
est.1878
 
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Aliens being so disappointingly pimative that their crafts are able to crash
 
Unread 17-05-2022, 01:15 PM
Sharders
 
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Aliens being so disappointingly pimative that their crafts are able to crash
At least they can spell.
 
Unread 17-05-2022, 01:22 PM
est.1878
 
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At least they can spell.
They should have given us better spelling genomes when they hybrid'd us from chimps 30,000 years ago...
 
Unread 17-05-2022, 01:24 PM
redhegemony
 
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They should have given us better spelling genomes when they hybrid'd us from chimps 30,000 years ago...
 
Unread 17-05-2022, 01:25 PM
silv
 
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Chris and Rosie Ramsey all over the bloody place
 
Unread 17-05-2022, 01:26 PM
est.1878
 
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5 stone, hairless Aliens just couldn't hack it on a cold Tuesday night in Stoke... Needed some of that chimp DNA to prosper on this planet...

Let's thread this...
 
Unread 18-05-2022, 04:48 PM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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Chris and Rosie Ramsey all over the bloody place
I caught my missus listening to their podcast.

So many words, so little comedy.
 
Unread 18-05-2022, 04:52 PM
silv
 
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I caught my missus listening to their podcast.

So many words, so little comedy.
I first listened a couple of times and tbf it wasn't that bad cos i thought she sounds quite fit.

turns out shes not
 
Unread 18-05-2022, 05:15 PM
liamb123
 
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A car stopping to let you cross the road when there's nothing coming behind them
A slow walker a fair distance away but knowing you'll have to overtake in a few minutes
 
Unread 19-05-2022, 09:36 AM
est.1878
 
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A slow walker a fair distance away but knowing you'll have to overtake in a few minutes
. yes!

got a work call seconds after the washing finished , 40 minutes ago, and am mentally throwing darts at his face in my unecessary hunger to get it drying
 
Unread 19-05-2022, 09:38 AM
Bunker Buster
 
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. yes!

got a work call seconds after the washing finished , 40 minutes ago, and am mentally throwing darts at his face in my unecessary hunger to get it drying


2022....
Housewife workers, have some self respect....

Hunter and gatherers turning in their funeral Pryors.
 
Unread 19-05-2022, 09:46 AM
est.1878
 
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2022....
Housewife workers, have some self respect....

Hunter and gatherers turning in their funeral Pryors.

the 1970s was 40 years ago..... This is why aliens are only weighing up being arsed to save us... under developed caveman brains...
 
Unread 19-05-2022, 10:18 AM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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I first listened a couple of times and tbf it wasn't that bad cos i thought she sounds quite fit.

turns out shes not


Always a massive disappointment when that happens.
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