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Unread 26-03-2022, 01:16 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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Baby talk. It can f*** right off.

“Love you to the moon and back”

Revolting and nonsensical.
The whole 'Love you' talk pisses me right off, there was a time when 'I love you' actually meant something but it's been reduced to See ya. My daughter does it and it grinds me to f***.

Love You....
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 02:07 PM
Sapien
 
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The whole 'Love you' talk pisses me right off, there was a time when 'I love you' actually meant something but it's been reduced to See ya. My daughter does it and it grinds me to f***.

Love You....
To clarify, you get annoyed because your daughter tells you she loves you?
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 07:47 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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To clarify, you get annoyed because your daughter tells you she loves you?
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 07:57 PM
TripDownMiseryLane
 
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To clarify, you get annoyed because your daughter tells you she loves you?
For the purposes of clarity, I get annoyed at the lazy use of language. Please don't try to get smart, or maybe you should
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 08:04 PM
Jethro
 
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Competitive Dads. I just think you're a complete p****, mate.
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 08:28 PM
est.1878
 
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Baby talk. It can f*** right off.

“Love you to the moon and back”

Revolting and nonsensical.
It's from a toddler book that you will be reading in about 3 years time...
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 09:22 PM
andyroo
 
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Competitive Dads. I just think you're a complete p****, mate.
measly playing Worldle
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 10:19 PM
Selhurst Samurai
 
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To clarify, you get annoyed because your daughter tells you she loves you?
 
Unread 26-03-2022, 10:39 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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To clarify, you get annoyed because your daughter tells you she loves you?
Tbf, he never said she says it to him.
 
Unread 27-03-2022, 01:19 PM
est.1878
 
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FiL buying my kid scratch cards
 
Unread 30-03-2022, 10:21 PM
Zorg
 
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Not intolerant but can't find the 'things I hate' thread.

The collection of clowns who line up when I try to give something away on Facebook/freecycle type groups. Want rid of my sofa. The ad includes the dimensions and photos, says it's large and will need a lorry. Pick-up only, I'm not delivering.

I get the following messages:

'Can you deliver please' (x 3)

'Is it too big?' - how do I know? How big is your living room ffs?

'Will it fit in my car?'

Gave up in the end.

Cool story bro etc.
 
Unread 01-04-2022, 12:30 PM
Poop
 
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Absolute f***ing d***HEADS in a supermarket stood with their trolley like a f***ing zombie in front of the item you want utterly oblivious to the world around them as they compare and read the packaging on six different types of f***ing clingfilm before eventually moving two yards and doing the same thing with tinfoil.

You'd love to suckerpunch them with a brutal right hook form behind.

 
Unread 01-04-2022, 12:32 PM
Patty_b
 
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Not intolerant but can't find the 'things I hate' thread.

The collection of clowns who line up when I try to give something away on Facebook/freecycle type groups. Want rid of my sofa. The ad includes the dimensions and photos, says it's large and will need a lorry. Pick-up only, I'm not delivering.

I get the following messages:

'Can you deliver please' (x 3)

'Is it too big?' - how do I know? How big is your living room ffs?

'Will it fit in my car?'

Gave up in the end.

Cool story bro etc.
Got this a lot when we sold kids scooters

"Will it be the right size for my child?"

How the f*** am I supposed to know. If your kid's built like Harvey then probably not, but if it's a normal sized child between the ages of 4-6 and then it should be fine.
 
Unread 01-04-2022, 05:21 PM
Spock
 
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Got this a lot when we sold kids scooters

"Will it be the right size for my child?"

How the f*** am I supposed to know. If your kid's built like Harvey then probably not, but if it's a normal sized child between the ages of 4-6 and then it should be fine.
 
Unread 01-04-2022, 06:07 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Originally Posted by Zorg
Not intolerant but can't find the 'things I hate' thread.

The collection of clowns who line up when I try to give something away on Facebook/freecycle type groups. Want rid of my sofa. The ad includes the dimensions and photos, says it's large and will need a lorry. Pick-up only, I'm not delivering.

I get the following messages:

'Can you deliver please' (x 3)

'Is it too big?' - how do I know? How big is your living room ffs?

'Will it fit in my car?'

Gave up in the end.

Cool story bro etc.


When I left Aberdeen I was trying to give away a top class sofa for free to charity.

“Noooooooo - we can’t accept that”

“Why?”

“Slight stain on the armrest”

FFS - I’m sure a needy family would have been happy for it and just given it a better clean than me ffs.

Ending up leaving the sofa in the garden and paid for it to be binned.

What a waste.
 
Unread 01-04-2022, 06:28 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Cleaners not doing what you want them to do despite not telling them to do it
 
Unread 02-04-2022, 11:17 AM
Spock
 
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I was offered a seat on the tube the other day by a young lady
 
Unread 09-04-2022, 07:47 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Cousins on FB posting revealing photos of themselves.

WTF??

Put it away love.
 
Unread 09-04-2022, 08:42 PM
92ToBury
 
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Cousins on FB posting revealing photos of themselves.

WTF??

Put it away love.
We have rules here. Follow them.
 
Unread 09-04-2022, 08:49 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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We have rules here. Follow them.


She is quite well known in north manc and a bit of a hard case.

I’m shit scared of her tbph.
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