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Unread 31-05-2021, 04:42 PM
TravellingRed
 
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I don't have a proper garden, but if you do then one of the best things you can do with it is grow your own stuff - nothing wrong with it at all
I'm lucky I have a decent sized garden but I have an allotment for my fruit and veg.

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drop me a line and we'll have a beer.
End of June I'm next down
 
Unread 31-05-2021, 04:46 PM
Drexl
 
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My knees.

Been a smashing set of lads over the years, but now they are creaky and painful. I probs shouldnt walk 70 miles in a week on them tbf
 
Unread 31-05-2021, 05:05 PM
Big Norm
 
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My knees.

Been a smashing set of lads over the years, but now they are creaky and painful. I probs shouldnt walk 70 miles in a week on them tbf
Have you tried walking on your feet instead?
 
Unread 31-05-2021, 06:04 PM
est.1878
 
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In fact I only bought my car so I’d have a better one than him
Is there a word for finding something 50pc cringe yet also 50pc

If not, let's make one

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drop me a line and we'll have a beer.
Using the old filofax for what Travers usually visits london for you've just made a huge mistake. Or, huge lucky strike depending what you're into, tbf.
 
Unread 31-05-2021, 06:09 PM
tatty
 
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Have you tried walking on your feet instead?
 
Unread 31-05-2021, 06:25 PM
Drexl
 
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Have you tried walking on your feet instead?
I knew I was doing something fundamentally wrong
 
Unread 31-05-2021, 06:29 PM
Sparky***
 
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Is there a word for finding something 50pc cringe yet also 50pc

If not, let's make one



Using the old filofax for what Travers usually visits london for you've just made a huge mistake. Or, huge lucky strike depending what you're into, tbf.
 
Unread 31-05-2021, 06:36 PM
est.1878
 
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When you've had three days of solid sun and then a cloud suddenly blocks it for a mere 10 seconds..
 
Unread 31-05-2021, 06:59 PM
TravellingRed
 
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Originally Posted by est.1878
Is there a word for finding something 50pc cringe yet also 50pc

If not, let's make one



Using the old filofax for what Travers usually visits london for you've just made a huge mistake. Or, huge lucky strike depending what you're into, tbf.
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Don't get too giddy, its a union jaunt not a fetish party expedition.
 
Unread 01-06-2021, 04:40 PM
92ToBury
 
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I knew I was doing something fundamentally wrong
No worries Neil.
 
Unread 02-06-2021, 04:58 PM
Neo
 
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"Top Bins".

Absolutely f*** off.
 
Unread 02-06-2021, 07:02 PM
red in cumbria
 
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"Top Bins".

Absolutely f*** off.
I daren't even ask
 
Unread 02-06-2021, 09:02 PM
Poop
 
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Old Spice thrown in your eyes.

Wow, who'd have thought it would hurt so much. Really stings!
 
Unread 02-06-2021, 11:12 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Old Spice thrown in your eyes.

Wow, who'd have thought it would hurt so much. Really stings!
Wait.......you did this to yourself?
 
Unread 03-06-2021, 09:05 AM
doudou
 
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Old Spice thrown in your eyes.

Wow, who'd have thought it would hurt so much. Really stings!
Last time I was at my brother's place I used some of his Mrs' tea tree oil () shower gel to clean my balls. Agony.
 
Unread 03-06-2021, 09:27 AM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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The 6-8pm wfh crash and alcohol itch.

half the time I give in and go to offlicence, I'm regretting it by 9pm.

but by then it's too late and it's full steam ahead!

Next day I find the mental strength, but then the cycle starts anew.

the idea of just working at home and then going to bed sober every day is soul destroying though.
 
Unread 03-06-2021, 09:32 AM
sweetleftfoot
 
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"Meeting the boys for beers later". Absolute Henleys.

Its "Going for a pint with the lads after".
 
Unread 03-06-2021, 02:56 PM
est.1878
 
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Originally Posted by Lazlo Panaflex
The 6-8pm wfh crash and alcohol itch.

half the time I give in and go to offlicence, I'm regretting it by 9pm.

but by then it's too late and it's full steam ahead!

Next day I find the mental strength, but then the cycle starts anew.

the idea of just working at home and then going to bed sober every day is soul destroying though.
All those hours of blissfull solo house boozing and yet no posts
 
Unread 03-06-2021, 04:25 PM
no fun
 
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f***ing women’s phone conversations

The pegger has regular calls to her sisters....f*** knows why they just repeat the same old shite

But what really winds me up is that the pegger will say “ok I will let you go then” or “ok got to go now” and half a bastard hour later they are still gabbing!

Learn how to end a f***ing conversation ffs
 
Unread 03-06-2021, 07:22 PM
red in cumbria
 
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f***ing women’s phone conversations

The pegger has regular calls to her sisters....f*** knows why they just repeat the same old shite

But what really winds me up is that the pegger will say “ok I will let you go then” or “ok got to go now” and half a bastard hour later they are still gabbing!

Learn how to end a f***ing conversation ffs
This is VERY much a wimmin thing, absolutely nqat
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