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Unread 10-12-2020, 10:25 AM
woody78
 
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Yep. Even just signing a card where no money is involved. A while ago a guy had a birthday, got married and then had a car crash within 2 weeks. Wanted to kill him


Since August we've had about 10 collections.
"if you don't have any cash we can take it directly from your wages '

f*** off
 
Unread 10-12-2020, 01:14 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Exactly

unreasonable
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adjective
not guided by or based on good sense.
"she knew she was being unreasonable, but she resented his domesticity"
google first world problems meme
 
Unread 10-12-2020, 02:57 PM
silv
 
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buying from a local business to support small companies and them delivering your missus' christmas present in a clear plastic bag
 
Unread 10-12-2020, 03:28 PM
est.1878
 
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buying from a local business to support small companies and them delivering your missus' christmas present in a clear plastic bag
You should be happy they found a hoover sized bag etc
 
Unread 10-12-2020, 03:36 PM
silv
 
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You should be happy they found a hoover sized bag etc
wsnt much more romantic if im honest

gone down lack a sack of shit. Headphones on Christmas day unwrapped are acceptable. Delivered in a clear placcy bag to you is apparently not
 
Unread 11-12-2020, 02:19 PM
est.1878
 
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A neighbore pushing a Christmas card through, forcing an immediate need to respond likewise
 
Unread 11-12-2020, 02:32 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Post it back with “no longer at this address” written on it
 
Unread 11-12-2020, 02:37 PM
Fat Al
 
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Post it back with “no longer at this address” written on it
Polite for you - I expected something along the lines of 'f*** off you c***'.
 
Unread 11-12-2020, 05:03 PM
windy waffles
 
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Making a cryptography registry change to a Windows 2016 server, not taking a snapshot, restarting it and it now being in a boot loop...

 
Unread 11-12-2020, 05:04 PM
Fat Al
 
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Making a cryptography registry change to a Windows 2016 server, not taking a snapshot, restarting it and it now being in a boot loop...

 
Unread 11-12-2020, 06:21 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Polite for you - I expected something along the lines of 'f*** off you c***'.
posted that one to No Fun
 
Unread 13-12-2020, 12:23 PM
est.1878
 
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Parents who can't go to the park without having to grab a coffee
 
Unread 18-12-2020, 06:26 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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ordering a takeaway for 8pm delivery and it turning up asap missus isn't home until then ffs
 
Unread 18-12-2020, 06:30 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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ordering a takeaway for 8pm delivery and it turning up asap missus isn't home until then ffs
Duckers bloody hates takeaways and delivery drivers doing what he's paid them to do.
 
Unread 18-12-2020, 06:36 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Duckers bloody hates takeaways and delivery drivers doing what he's paid them to do.
it's not 8pm pal

"motherf***ing goddamn orange-peel beef!"

 
Unread 18-12-2020, 06:48 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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it's not 8pm pal
These lads have saved you having to eat with your mrs and presumably make conversation with her. f*** your mrs doubt you do tbh
 
Unread 18-12-2020, 07:02 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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These lads have saved you having to eat with your mrs and presumably make conversation with her. f*** your mrs doubt you do tbh
wow
 
Unread 19-12-2020, 01:06 PM
est.1878
 
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Seeing school / business inside lights left on over the weekend. Nowt to do with me, but gets to me
 
Unread 19-12-2020, 04:12 PM
Sloppy
 
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Seeing school / business inside lights left on over the weekend. Nowt to do with me, but gets to me
Why are you prowling around schools in the dark?
 
Unread 20-12-2020, 11:30 PM
Hyman_Roth
 
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The gap between the bbc main news and the regional news which they fill with a red graphic and a horrific jazz / steel drum musical abortion.

Wtaf is it all about? It immediately brings about a most violent anger in me which takes me aback.

Incidentally steel drum bands produce the most horrific sound in the world. I would prefer to listen to young children crying.
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