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Unread 31-08-2020, 04:42 PM
est.1878
 
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Builder near us with a scruffy, very poorly maintained house

People wearing their masks blue side facing out

Non tatty tip discussion on the tatty tips thread
 
Unread 31-08-2020, 05:00 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Very ‘go home, jews’.

Garden Trampolines.

The house at the back of mine has one, and their brats have been boinging up into my sight line all summer long. One of them has taken to gripping the safety net for some ‘hang time’.

Not sure how I would relate my complaint to the environmental health, so am buying some giant conifers instead. Say goodbye to the f***ing sun, kids!
Have a trampoline too
 
Unread 31-08-2020, 05:36 PM
Cream
 
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Have a trampoline too
Might buy one. But a proper Olympic sized unit.

Spandex, somersaults, the lot. Midnight rave tunes and lasers. ‘I’m practicing

Was potting some plants yesterday in the late afternoon sun, turned around and the hangtime brat was staring down at me. Like bride of Chucky.

Take them to the park or something you lazy tw*ts.
 
Unread 31-08-2020, 05:40 PM
no fun
 
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Might buy one. But a proper Olympic sized unit.

Spandex, somersaults, the lot. Midnight rave tunes and lasers. ‘I’m practicing

Was potting some plants yesterday in the late afternoon sun, turned around and the hangtime brat was staring down at me. Like bride of Chucky.

Take them to the park or something you lazy tw*ts.
I often recreate Bloody Sunday in the back garden by pointing the clothes prop (not a euphemism) at the pegger and making a machine gun noise. I then shout (in a posh accent) “hold your fire”

Try this with your neighbours, they might stop gawking
 
Unread 31-08-2020, 05:43 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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I often recreate Bloody Sunday in the back garden by pointing the clothes prop (not a euphemism) at the pegger and making a machine gun noise. I then shout (in a posh accent) “hold your fire”

Try this with your neighbours, they might stop gawking
....in your dressing gown ? Is it a clothes prop ?
 
Unread 31-08-2020, 05:44 PM
Cream
 
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I often recreate Bloody Sunday in the back garden by pointing the clothes prop (not a euphemism) at the pegger and making a machine gun noise. I then shout (in a posh accent) “hold your fire”

Try this with your neighbours, they might stop gawking
I’ve seen two lads in their garden holding drums around band season. Performing your ritual would probably draw a round of applause.
 
Unread 31-08-2020, 06:45 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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people shaking hands, and not social distancing or wearing masks, in old tv shows/films i'm watching.
 
Unread 01-09-2020, 12:36 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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people tagging/checking me in to places on social media posts when i'm not there with them

people tagging me in social media posts.
 
Unread 01-09-2020, 01:03 PM
Cream
 
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people shaking hands, and not social distancing or wearing masks, in old tv shows/films i'm watching.
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people tagging/checking me in to places on social media posts when i'm not there with them

people tagging me in social media posts.
Social media distancing. A man in two minds.
 
Unread 01-09-2020, 06:50 PM
red in cumbria
 
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I often recreate Bloody Sunday in the back garden by pointing the clothes prop (not a euphemism) at the pegger and making a machine gun noise. I then shout (in a posh accent) “hold your fire”

Try this with your neighbours, they might stop gawking
Timperley is even more exciting than I thought.
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 12:53 PM
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The internet these days. Have you been on ESPN or Sky Sports recently? Riddled with adverts all the time. If you want to watch a 10 second link you’ve got to watch a 15 second advert first.

Same with YouTube these days - the amount of advertising everywhere pisses me right off.
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 12:55 PM
vanpalm87
 
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The internet these days. Have you been on ESPN or Sky Sports recently? Riddled with adverts all the time. If you want to watch a 10 second link you’ve got to watch a 15 second advert first.

Same with YouTube these days - the amount of advertising everywhere pisses me right off.
The amount of ads on Twitter now is ridiculous, muting so many companies atm.
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 12:58 PM
Patty_b
 
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The internet these days. Have you been on ESPN or Sky Sports recently? Riddled with adverts all the time. If you want to watch a 10 second link you’ve got to watch a 15 second advert first.

Same with YouTube these days - the amount of advertising everywhere pisses me right off.
Almost unbearable watching it on mobile with no ad-blocker. I'm sure they push the shittest most annoying adverts the most as well so people will get fed up and pay for YouTube premium.
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 01:09 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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YouTube has one 5 second advert before a video.....,?

Any other advert on the video is down to the creator and their need for revenue.....

MEN / Local new sites are the worst...

SEE THIS SUSPECT TACKLE FOUR POLICEMEN IN HIS CELL.

*3 Minute advert, 20sec grainy CCTV
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 01:12 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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The rewind function on Netflix.

Me: "I missed that, let me rewind it 5 seconds"

Netflix: "What? All the way back to the beginning and start again? No problem!"
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 01:20 PM
est.1878
 
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The rewind function on Netflix.

Me: "I missed that, let me rewind it 5 seconds"

Netflix: "What? All the way back to the beginning and start again? No problem!"
Just double tap screen to left (back 10 Dec) or to right (forward 10 secs)
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 01:25 PM
NedKelly
 
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Just double tap screen to left (back 10 Dec) or to right (forward 10 secs)
the doc having an OAP moment there
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 01:40 PM
Dr Stranger
 
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Just double tap screen to left (back 10 Dec) or to right (forward 10 secs)
Tbh, My example was for comedic effect, going in 10s blocks like that is fine, but trying to just rewind back to a certain spot is annoying as f***. It's either slow and you can see the frames, or fast and you can't.

Just not very user friendly. Considering how much time they put into algorithms to read my mind, you think they'd make the navigation easier.

I don't like the menu screen either.

Weird categories.

Continue Watching
Your List
Quirky 80s British Vampire Comedies.
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 02:25 PM
est.1878
 
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the doc having an OAP moment there
it was 4 Dec, that.

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Tbh, My example was for comedic effect, going in 10s blocks like that is fine, but trying to just rewind back to a certain spot is annoying as f***. It's either slow and you can see the frames, or fast and you can't.

Just not very user friendly. Considering how much time they put into algorithms to read my mind, you think they'd make the navigation easier.

I don't like the menu screen either.

Weird categories.

Continue Watching
Your List
Quirky 80s British Vampire Comedies.
You should have to produce your Netflix and YouTube recommendations at job interviews

Mine is 99pc violent crime and psychopath docs fwiw
 
Unread 02-09-2020, 02:34 PM
Cream
 
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Just double tap screen to left (back 10 Dec) or to right (forward 10 secs)
Scratch cards.

Find them ridiculously convoluted. Just realised I revealed the wrong section and there’s no way to rectify my mistake.

Would prefer one giant square revealing the result.

No, wait, apparently the scratchy bit I prematurely tackled just revealed the same symbols underneath. There’s approx 100 symbols to cross check.

Took 30 minutes to discover I’d won f*** all.
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