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Unread 30-11-2019, 03:16 PM
Why Don?
 
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Everyone seems to have agreed to change the way they speak and write without telling me. This weird, hypothetical present tense has become de rigueur. Rashford misses, a hundred Fredsters go ĎKane scores that goalí. What? I feel like itís being taught in schools or by computer games or some other bit of the world I have no access to now.
Same with all the Americanisms creeping into normal usage

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Unread 30-11-2019, 07:09 PM
armchair
 
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Same with all the Americanisms creeping into normal usage

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disturbs me.

also there's an american thing where people are saying "pundint" instead of "pundit"
 
Unread 30-11-2019, 07:15 PM
Sparky***
 
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Same with all the Americanisms creeping into normal usage

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because our culture has been completely eroded and replaced with this pseudo-yank bullshit. Mostly thanks to social media and tv.

the worst of the worst of course being the phrase "can I get" when asking for something in a restaurant or something.

Anyone who says that over here should immediately be dragged outside and chucked into the gutter
 
Unread 30-11-2019, 07:42 PM
Fat Al
 
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because our culture has been completely eroded and replaced with this pseudo-yank bullshit. Mostly thanks to social media and tv.

the worst of the worst of course being the phrase "can I get" when asking for something in a restaurant or something.

Anyone who says that over here should immediately be dragged outside and chucked into the gutter
Could you BE any more miserable?
 
Unread 30-11-2019, 07:48 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Could you BE any more miserable?
I think he might take that as a challenge
 
Unread 30-11-2019, 09:02 PM
Albert Tatlock
 
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Could you BE any more miserable?
Couldn't you be any more annoyed ?
 
Unread 30-11-2019, 09:07 PM
Zorg
 
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This elf on a shelf balls.

Shit off
 
Unread 30-11-2019, 09:37 PM
windy waffles
 
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This elf on a shelf balls.

Shit off
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 08:53 AM
guerreiro
 
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Being asked to go to Sao Paulo for a week with work before Christmas. Absolute ball ache, longest journey in the world and canít be arsed, despite never going to South America before,
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 09:44 AM
windy waffles
 
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Being asked to go to Sao Paulo for a week with work before Christmas. Absolute ball ache, longest journey in the world and canít be arsed, despite never going to South America before,
You miserable sod. That would be ace.
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 09:59 AM
Zorg
 
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Being asked to go to Sao Paulo for a week with work before Christmas. Absolute ball ache, longest journey in the world and canít be arsed, despite never going to South America before,
You absolute bastard
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 10:01 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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Humblebragging.

Got to shag Kelly Brook this weekend ffs.

Anyone know anything about getting a Porsche insured?

Bloody hate the letters Goldman Sachs send when my fund increases another £5m
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 10:24 AM
rubbernecker
 
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People that smell their beer like it's fine wine then sit sipping it so they can fully appreciate the subtle taste and flavours

Ooh i'm getting apricot now

It's f***ing beer not Chateau de Chaselet
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 10:31 AM
Albert Tatlock
 
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People that smell their beer like it's fine wine then sit sipping it so they can fully appreciate the subtle taste and flavours

Ooh i'm getting apricot now

It's f***ing beer not Chateau de Chaselet
You've never drunk a Belgian trappist ?
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 10:34 AM
guerreiro
 
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You absolute bastard
60 hour round trip to a third world country to spend time with a bloke I canít stand, whilst missing out on Chrimbo drinks at home and a new TV is being delivered right before I leave. I canít refuse though as itís a new job.

I have the moral high ground though and feel the right to whinge.
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 10:47 AM
My Name is Heath
 
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60 hour round trip to a third world country to spend time with a bloke I canít stand, whilst missing out on Chrimbo drinks at home and a new TV is being delivered right before I leave. I canít refuse though as itís a new job.

I have the moral high ground though and feel the right to whinge.
to be fair it is an unreasonable thread so fair enough.
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 10:52 AM
waynes ear's
 
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United fans
Beer smellers
Beards
Taxi drivers
Bald people
Women

f*** off
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 11:00 AM
Zorg
 
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60 hour round trip to a third world country to spend time with a bloke I canít stand, whilst missing out on Chrimbo drinks at home and a new TV is being delivered right before I leave. I canít refuse though as itís a new job.

I have the moral high ground though and feel the right to whinge.
Let you off.
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 11:16 AM
Sparky***
 
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United fans
Beer smellers
Beards
Taxi drivers
Bald people
Women

f*** off
 
Unread 01-12-2019, 11:34 AM
waynes ear's
 
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Morning pal xx
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