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Unread 05-07-2019, 05:56 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Honey roasted are better IMO.
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 09:46 AM
Hands of Scone
 
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Signs on the sides of delivery vans exaggerating their status in the world.

“Bloggs Techologies - purveyors of fine bespoke doorstops since 2017”

Everyone is a ‘purveyor’ now
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 09:48 AM
waynes ear's
 
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“Artisan”

f*** off you c***
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 09:49 AM
Hands of Scone
 
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“Artisan”

f*** off you c***


Exactly
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 09:50 AM
believe
 
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Health and safety people. Unreasonable bei send I know you’ve got a job to do but why are you always the same type of c***?
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 10:00 AM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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Lads wearing layers in the heat. 35 degrees and some lads are wearing t-shirts and jumpers and visibly sweating. Creeps me out and makes me feel even hotter.
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 10:29 AM
Ethers
 
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People who go on adventures not holidays, the try hard c***s.

“Just booked our next adventure to Berlin!”

f*** off, you’re going for a weekend away in one of the biggest cities in Europe, of which you’ll spend the majority sat in coffee shops taking photos of your latte for Instagram. Hardly Ranulph Fiennes are you, you gigantic c***.
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 10:32 AM
Hema
 
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People who go on adventures not holidays, the try hard c***s.

“Just booked our next adventure to Berlin!”

f*** off, you’re going for a weekend away in one of the biggest cities in Europe, of which you’ll spend the majority sat in coffee shops taking photos of your latte for Instagram. Hardly Ranulph Fiennes are you, you gigantic c***.
brilliant
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 10:42 AM
messhead
 
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Lads wearing layers in the heat. 35 degrees and some lads are wearing t-shirts and jumpers and visibly sweating. Creeps me out and makes me feel even hotter.
Was just on the tube and some sap was wearing a trench coat and kept wiping the sweat off his forehead. Still unsure why he persisted with it, can only assume it "completes" the look he's going for.
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 10:46 AM
believe
 
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Was just on the tube and some sap was wearing a trench coat and kept wiping the sweat off his forehead. Still unsure why he persisted with it, can only assume it "completes" the look he's going for.
Probably a flasher
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 11:00 AM
Hema
 
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Probably a flasher
Yep definitely a nonce
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 11:02 AM
messhead
 
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Yep definitely a nonce
Looked like he was going for the mid-2000s "I listen to razorlight" look tbh. Skinny jeans, converse, pink shirt, one of those scarves that look more like bandanas and the big f*** off trench coat.
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 11:03 AM
Hema
 
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Looked like he was going for the mid-2000s "I listen to razorlight" look tbh. Skinny jeans, converse, pink shirt, one of those scarves that look more like bandanas and the big f*** off trench coat.
Oh ok, just mentally ill then.
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 05:14 PM
Ethers
 
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Grown man I know who insists on calling a pint a pinty. Absolute oddball.
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 06:02 PM
andyroo
 
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Grown man I know who insists on calling a pint a pinty. Absolute oddball.
What a c***y
 
Unread 06-07-2019, 06:15 PM
messhead
 
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Grown man I know who insists on calling a pint a pinty. Absolute oddball.
Ole?
 
Unread 09-07-2019, 10:25 PM
windy waffles
 
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Hotel rooms that dont have plugs near the bed so you cant have your phone near by whilst its charging...
 
Unread 09-07-2019, 10:34 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Move the bed
 
Unread 09-07-2019, 10:39 PM
sa7
 
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Move the bed
If he did that then you’d be calling him an “absolute f***ing move the bed” tbf

Lad can’t win
 
Unread 09-07-2019, 10:54 PM
waynes ear's
 
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