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Unread 24-11-2015, 04:23 PM
S/Side.Red
 
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In that situation I barge straight through anyone in my way. Elbows out of course.


While we're on transport, I find the behaviour of people at airport baggage claim to be most annoying. Why are you standing an inch from the conveyor belt? Why are your kids standing next to you, an inch from the conveyor belt? I'm going to stand a few yards back, spot my bags from a distance and then swoop in and make sure I hit you with it as I take it off.
Few years back when Boris had those bendy buses out in London and they drew a similar routine, saw a huge Jamaican guy take a bunch of them out with slaps and elbows. Cursing them out as he did it. Was genuinely one of the highlights of my year.

Yep, baggage area stuff is similar for annoying giddy tossers. Same as standing in lines and everyone is always right up your arse, as if how quickly the line edges up affects anything. Conveyor belt at the supermarket, where their food is right up the arse of your food.

Calm down you busy little c***s.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:24 PM
Neo
 
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Citalopram actually. Only on 10mg these days.
Fair play, pal. All the best with it.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:29 PM
Jack Duckworth
 
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Pipe down you prozac-popping gimp.
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Fair play, pal. All the best with it.
ffs

love neil, tbh
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:35 PM
Sparky***
 
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when people block roads off.

For example today i'm coming down the road and i wish to turn right onto a street, however the traffic on the other side of the road is bad so it's all backed up and a bus has decided, knowing that he cant go any further forward, rather than leave a gap for cars to drive into the road, he's going to just sit there and block it off.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:37 PM
TreeFiddy
 
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when people block roads off.

For example today i'm coming down the road and i wish to turn right onto a street, however the traffic on the other side of the road is bad so it's all backed up and a bus has decided, knowing that he cant go any further forward, rather than leave a gap for cars to drive into the road, he's going to just sit there and block it off.
Perfectly reasonable to be intolerant about that.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:38 PM
thenorthwillriseagain
 
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Go see a ther*pist son. You have anger issues.

Anyway, moving on.

Fussy eaters. Eat what you want but don't expect me to have any respect for you. Picking the beans out of the chilli I made? Get out my house.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:42 PM
red in cumbria
 
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+1

Total f***ing munter who thinks she's attractive
She's just old now, but was decent in her day.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:43 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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She's just old now, but was decent in her day.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:45 PM
red in cumbria
 
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She's 56 next week, pal.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:54 PM
MJ Ramone
 
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unreal.

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She's 56 next week, pal.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 04:56 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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She's 56 next week, pal.
Tbf that is more than 4 times older than your usual catchment group
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 05:06 PM
red red robbo
 
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Go see a ther*pist son. You have anger issues.

Anyway, moving on.

Fussy eaters. Eat what you want but don't expect me to have any respect for you. Picking the beans out of the chilli I made? Get out my house.
Here's one that winds me up...

Leaving the kidney beans whole when cooking a chilli, they are supposed to be mashed you cretins
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 05:08 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Here's one that winds me up...

Leaving the kidney beans whole when cooking a chilli, they are supposed to be mashed you cretins
Are they? That's the first I've ever heard about that one
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 05:09 PM
believe
 
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People who try to put a twist on age old recipes just to make them look like a cooking sage.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 05:12 PM
TreeFiddy
 
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Here's one that winds me up...

Leaving the kidney beans whole when cooking a chilli, they are supposed to be mashed you cretins
No they're not. Get out of my pub.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 05:13 PM
S/Side.Red
 
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Here's one that winds me up...

Leaving the kidney beans whole when cooking a chilli, they are supposed to be mashed you cretins
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 05:15 PM
Whip Hubley
 
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Here's one that winds me up...

Leaving the kidney beans whole when cooking a chilli, they are supposed to be mashed you cretins

I've read some disturbing shit on here but that tops it all mashed beans in chilli ffs. Have a f***ing word. Riccers nonceing 12 year olds is a less disturbing prospect.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 05:18 PM
red red robbo
 
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Are they? That's the first I've ever heard about that one
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People who try to put a twist on age old recipes just to make them look like a cooking sage.
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No they're not. Get out of my pub.
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I've read some disturbing shit on here but that tops it all mashed beans in chilli ffs. Have a f***ing word. Riccers nonceing 12 year olds is a less disturbing prospect.
Maybe it's a southern thing

Meant to put refried beans in a chilli.
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 05:27 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Maybe it's a southern thing

Meant to put refried beans in a chilli.
no, no you're not.....
 
Unread 24-11-2015, 05:31 PM
dragflick
 
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I've read some disturbing shit on here but that tops it all mashed beans in chilli ffs. Have a f***ing word. Riccers nonceing 12 year olds is a less disturbing prospect.
ffs
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