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Unread 22-10-2017, 01:26 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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October heat shifts

Freezing one moments, sweaty the next. People lashing the heat up to the max in shops, restaurants etc. Lay off the heating c***s.
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 12:26 PM
lindelof
 
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People dressed up as a superhero with a bucket standing in the entrance of a Tesco Express asking for money. Usually Eastern European.

You know that money isn't going to charity...
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 12:27 PM
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People dressed up as a superhero with a bucket standing in the entrance of a Tesco Express asking for money. Usually Eastern European.

You know that money isn't going to charity...
It’ll be poppy season soon so there’ll only be more of this sort of stuff
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 12:28 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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It’ll be poppy season soon so there’ll only be more of this sort of stuff
Let it go mate......
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 12:35 PM
Lazlo Panaflex
 
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People dressed up as a superhero with a bucket standing in the entrance of a Tesco Express asking for money. Usually Eastern European.

You know that money isn't going to charity...
it's a good way to make an extra few shillings for a night on the lash.

me and lads do it outside ikea sometimes.

Jokes on the rubes that fall for it
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 12:36 PM
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Let it go mate......
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 12:39 PM
Fat Al
 
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People who watch a TV drama that is shown after the watershed, is preceded by warnings & is about some pretty horrific events & then the c***s act all outraged by it.
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 12:40 PM
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People who watch a TV drama that is shown after the watershed, is preceded by warnings & is about some pretty horrific events & then the c***s act all outraged by it.
“Please call this number if you were impacted by the issues raised in this programme”
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 12:42 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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“Please call this number if you were impacted by the issues raised in this programme”
That's to help people....

Not to report outrage...

Ffs
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 12:47 PM
Throw
 
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That's to help people....

Not to report outrage...

Ffs
Jesus. Give us a call if this desperate, suicidal person's story annoyed f*** out of you.
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 01:48 PM
Crumps
 
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Bloody imbecile.
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 02:09 PM
Bunker Buster
 
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Jesus. Give us a call if this desperate, suicidal person's story annoyed f*** out of you.
20 Times after a PTSD heavy 'our girl'

"Hi guys, what the f*** do you think your doing, it's not a real f***ing disease, they choose to go out there, WHAT ? No I wasn't IN THE ARMY, I have very bad eyes and polio ankles...COURSE I COULD OF GOT IN, anyway, glad they're on the streets and have flashbacks..f***ing slag deserves it, from Corrie to Kabul, f*** her, f*** poppies, NFL, TAKE A KNEE BASTARDS....."


Beeeeeeeeeeep
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 02:24 PM
Fat Al
 
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"If you were affected by the 17th century persecution of Catholics attempting regicide & revolution, please call the following number - 01GETOVERIT"
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 02:36 PM
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20 Times after a PTSD heavy 'our girl'

"Hi guys, what the f*** do you think your doing, it's not a real f***ing disease, they choose to go out there, WHAT ? No I wasn't IN THE ARMY, I have very bad eyes and polio ankles...COURSE I COULD OF GOT IN, anyway, glad they're on the streets and have flashbacks..f***ing slag deserves it, from Corrie to Kabul, f*** her, f*** poppies, NFL, TAKE A KNEE BASTARDS....."


Beeeeeeeeeeep


I laughed tbh Bunks
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 04:56 PM
red in cumbria
 
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"If you were affected by the 17th century persecution of Catholics attempting regicide & revolution, please call the following number - 01GETOVERIT"
Its not really "persecution" most people were bothered tbph, more the graphic shots of them being ripped apart limb from limb and stuff
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 08:47 PM
Billy Redface
 
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People on supermarket checkout queues who pay first and THEN put all their stuff in bags

As slowly as possible

While you're in line behind them

Die
 
Unread 23-10-2017, 10:47 PM
sa7
 
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“Please call this number if you were impacted by the issues raised in this programme”
Would be great if that number was just a recording of somebody laughing raucously at the caller
 
Unread 24-10-2017, 11:06 AM
Poop
 
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When you pour milk onto your rice krispies in the morning and they spill out over the bowl and over the table and floor

Snap, crackle and f*** YOU YOU MOTHERf***ERS more like
 
Unread 24-10-2017, 11:07 AM
Jethro
 
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Washing spoons
 
Unread 24-10-2017, 12:32 PM
MonkeyOnMyBack
 
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When you pour milk onto your rice krispies in the morning and they spill out over the bowl and over the table and floor

Snap, crackle and f*** YOU YOU MOTHERf***ERS more like
Worse. Eating weetobix standing up and attempting to chop one before it's absorbed sufficient amounts of milk and your spoon slams through the bix splashing milk down your front. Thanks, I was already f***ing late.
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