What the hell Chris Smalling

Originally Posted by Shooter McGavin

Had anyone replied to Morgan with Boom! yet the horrible @#%&!

Whenever he scores now, it's BOOM!

Why would anyone give a £#%&! what he goes to a fancy dress party as? £#%&!ing manufactured outrage ahoy!

Piers Morgan is offended? With his history regarding photographs? The neck.

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Delighted for the lad - nice to see there was always a cheeky, fun loving personality behind the previously convincing disguise of a lanky, gormless cockney @#%&!.

the pic inside is even worse

Originally Posted by Charlestown Rouge

Delighted for the lad - nice to see there was always a cheeky, fun loving personality behind the previously convincing disguise of a lanky, gormless cockney @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Looks like Obama

ffs, they don't all look the same if you must be racist, can you confine it to the mark duggan thread, please.

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

not often, actually not ever, I agree with Piers Moron but he's right he should be sacked...or at least banned for a couple of years

are you taking the piss? or is it cos you think hes shit...

Originally Posted by Jez Quigley

Yes, Abu Hamza, Abu Qatada etc.

Originally Posted by irk

Why would anyone give a £#%&! what he goes to a fancy dress party as? £#%&!ing manufactured outrage ahoy!

Piers Morgan is offended? With his history regarding photographs? The neck.

Totally agree, but Smalling's still a tit for being so £#%&!ing naive.

The tabloids are hysterically predictable enough to force the FA to ban him from playing at the World Cup or something equally knee-jerk.
Utter stupidity from the lad Smalling.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Totally agree, but Smalling's still a tit for being so £#%&!ing naive.

The tabloids are hysterically predictable enough to force the FA to ban him from playing at the World Cup or something equally knee-jerk.
Utter stupidity from the lad Smalling.

It's like disneyland for those @#%&!s at the moment. All the anti-united, doomsday shit they could wish for.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

It's like disneyland for those @#%&!s at the moment. All the anti-united, doomsday shit they could wish for.

He's kind of put his foot in it here...

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Totally agree, but Smalling's still a tit for being so £#%&!ing naive.

The tabloids are hysterically predictable enough to force the FA to ban him from playing at the World Cup or something equally knee-jerk.
Utter stupidity from the lad Smalling.

Who cares what they think. Can you imagine what Fergie would've made of this shitstorm compared to meek moyes?

We'd be us against the world, batten down the hatches. Moyes is giggling in interviews about refs. Fergie would've been banned from tv.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Totally agree, but Smalling's still a tit for being so £#%&!ing naive.

The tabloids are hysterically predictable enough to force the FA to ban him from playing at the World Cup or something equally knee-jerk.
Utter stupidity from the lad Smalling.

£#%&! them.

Although I'm sure he'll be forced to issue one of those nonsense apologies to his fans, friends, and family who he's "let down" and that he's sorry for causing "offence" which was "not my intention".

Originally Posted by irk

£#%&! them.

Although I'm sure he'll be forced to issue one of those nonsense apologies to his fans, friends, and family who he's "let down" and that he's sorry for causing "offence" which was "not my intention".

"It's just bantz innit"

He's apologised (through his media company obviously)

"Chris and his girlfriend hosted a fancy dress party to celebrate Christmas and their belated birthdays with close friends in the assumed privacy of his own home. He dressed in a costume consisting of empty bottles of Jagermeister and cans of Red Bull strapped to his chest in an attempted comedy play on the popular ‘Jagerbomb drink’. Although he fully accepts in hindsight it was an ill-thought out and insensitive decision, absolutely no harm was intended whatsoever and he apologises for any offence caused”.

Picked a great week either way for this to be reported, he'll be fined

Originally Posted by Sparky***

It's like disneyland for those @#%&!s at the moment. All the anti-united, doomsday shit they could wish for.

Originally Posted by armchair

Who cares what they think. Can you imagine what Fergie would've made of this shitstorm compared to meek moyes?

We'd be us against the world, batten down the hatches. Moyes is giggling in interviews about refs. Fergie would've been banned from tv.

I don't care what the Press think from United's point of view - or my own, just the fact from his point of view he's set himself up for some holier than thou, nauseating Press coverage which could cost him.
The Press will go all out to get him banned from something.

Moyes giggling at the Ref last night & saying "we've been laughing about it" was unwatchably cringe

Originally Posted by irk

Although I'm sure he'll be forced to issue one of those nonsense apologies to his fans, friends, and family who he's "let down" and that he's sorry for causing "offence" which was "not my intention".

It'll have already been drawn up by his agent & will be all over SSNews by 8am.
Predictable as £#%&!.

edit* ah, ok he's already done it TBR's post ..

Cantona copied 'the hairy cornflake' look

Either way it looks poorly shopped. Any response from the player should be "Go £#%&! yourselves and up the PLO... I mean PLC!"

Originally Posted by That Boy Ronaldo!

"Chris and his girlfriend hosted a fancy dress party to celebrate Christmas and their belated birthdays with close friends in the assumed privacy of his own home. He dressed in a costume consisting of empty bottles of Jagermeister and cans of Red Bull strapped to his chest in an attempted comedy play on the popular ‘Jagerbomb drink’. Although he fully accepts in hindsight it was an ill-thought out and insensitive decision, absolutely no harm was intended whatsoever and he apologises for any offence caused”.

£#%&!ing hell is chris morris scripting this season?

Originally Posted by armchair

Unlike most on here, I think the guy is a superb player. Never a fullback though.

#sage

best defender at the club. criminally misused.

Originally Posted by irk

Why would anyone give a £#%&! what he goes to a fancy dress party as? £#%&!ing manufactured outrage ahoy!

Piers Morgan is offended? With his history regarding photographs? The neck.

and this.




imagine how embarrassing it would have been if he'd gone as that useless @#%&! moyes. I am seething just thinking about it.

Ban him? For dressing up at home? £#%&! off.

anybody who has heard smalling talk, will know he is homosexual. I feel this is his way of coming out.

Originally Posted by taff

£#%&!ing hell is chris morris scripting this season?

it's the most enjoyable season in ages tbf - in terms of laughs.