Official Match Thread. Man Utd V Watford 3pm Pubs With Boxes

Originally Posted by believe

Only Jethro, fuzzy, silv and probably duckers left to post a smilie without actually telling me where I'm wrong.

Well he has scored 20 goals...

Everyone raves about the winning mentality he has brought to the squad. His link up game is a bit shit sometimes but he's a far safer bet than Rooney.

Originally Posted by believe

Only Jethro, fuzzy, silv and probably duckers left to post a smilie without actually telling me where I'm wrong.

Here goes....

You said final swan song, which doesn't make any sense you stupid @#%&!. In fact none of that sentence makes any sense. He's considering what at the end of the season, the "final swan song" you've said he's already here for?!

A handful of good games amongst a majority of mediocre ones is absolute nonsense as a description of his career, and anybody who's watched him regularly would agree. It's certainly more accurate for his time at United, though I'd say it's been about 50/50 this season.

Zlatan has done nothing to hinder the progress of anybody, it's the manager who picks him at the end of the day. Regardless, he's scoring and creating goals. If he was getting picked week in week out and not contributing anything, doing a Rooney as it's known, then you'd have more of a point.

You think Pogba the shrinking violet will flourish when he leaves, fair enough. The likelihood is that Pogba, being a young player in his first season in a new league, will improve significantly in the next couple of seasons. Zlatan, being old, will likely leave the club in the next 2 summers. Not exactly massive stabs in the dark either of them are they? When they inevitably happen, I'm sure you'll add it to your "list of things I was right on"

And finally, you find it weird if two fully grown men who work with each other hang around despite being born 9 years apart? Are you still at £#%&!ing school?

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

Nothing you have said is wrong....

The thought of him on the coaching staff is laughable...



Really odd.

It was a tongue in cheek suggestion, obviously.


What is odd is that you and bellers over play zlatans apparent failures to try and lessen the obvious shortcomings of a player 4 years his junior...



Nothing bellers has said is wrong

Ether I have an opinion, you tell me where you think I'm wrong with your opinion rather than a smilie. Hopefully the start of something beautiful.

Whip () no one has mentioned Rooney? Had Rooney played like Zlatan last night though there would have been at least threads calling for his head. A player who has served 12 years vs one whos been here seven months and will leave in another 17, or 3 if he decides he's too good for us in May.

There is literally no comparison between the two players

Im still done

Originally Posted by believe

Ether I have an opinion, you tell me where you think I'm wrong with your opinion rather than a smilie. Hopefully the start of something beautiful.

Whip () no one has mentioned Rooney? Had Rooney played like Zlatan last night though there would have been at least threads calling for his head. A player who has served 12 years vs one whos been here seven months and will leave in another 17, or 3 if he decides he's too good for us in May.

There is literally no comparison between the two players

Correct ones got an impressive cv and has done it in every major league . The others a has been and has proved ferries opinion of him correct .

Originally Posted by Child of Darkness

Correct ones got an impressive cv and has done it in every major league . The others a has been and has proved ferries opinion of him correct .

So you prefer a player who's done it all over Europe rather than one who's done it at the club you actually support

any comparison of ibra and rooney should probably mention that neither of them is anywhere near good enough to play centre forward for united.

Originally Posted by believe

why?? He is only here for two years for a final swan song and rumored already to be considering that at the end of this season. He's played a handful of good games among a majority of mediocre ones (just like throughout his career) and as done just as much to hinder the progress of players as he has to have positive effect, I for one believe Pogba will flourish once he's not in he team.

Also, if I had a 35 year old colleague who kept hanging around with a 26 year old I'd think he was a right weird @#%&!.

Originally Posted by believe

Also, if I had a 35 year old colleague who kept hanging around with a 26 year old I'd think he was a right weird c***.

That's a seriously strange call.

Originally Posted by believe

So you prefer a player who's done it all over Europe rather than one who's done it at the club you actually support

The only thing believe was right about is the nine pages of rubbish

Sorry, ten

Originally Posted by believe

So you prefer a player who's done it all over Europe rather than one who's done it at the club you actually support

Actually I do.

When are you bunks gonna admit he's past it ? Brilliant yes he was . But he's been in terminal decline for the last 3 seasons .

Zlatan shows him up now . Even though he's 35 .

Rooneys scoring record whilst at Utd

2005–19
2006–23
2007–18
2008– 20
2009 -34
2010– 16
2011 -34
2012 -16
2013–19
2014–14
2015–. 15
2016–17 5
Total 385 180 40 22 20 5 96 39 8 4 549 250[333]
Career total 452 195 44 22 26 7


Zlatans record

Team Apps (Gls)
1999–2001 Malmö FF 40 (16)
2001–2004 Ajax 74 (35)
2004–2006 Juventus 70 (23)
2006–2009 Internazionale 88 (57)
2009–2011 Barcelona 29 (16)
2010–2011 → Milan (loan) 29 (14)
2011–2012 Milan 32 (28)
2012–2016 Paris Saint-Germain 122 (113)
2016– Manchester United 24 (15)

Bet Rooney wishes he's played for PSG for the last four years so United fans could have really loved him.

zlatan on united's second goal yesterday

Rooneys had a better career than zlatan.

Originally Posted by saffers

Rooneys had a better career than zlatan.

rooney's played for united for a decade so obviously

i imagine zlatan's ok with his tour of most of europe's elite clubs though tbh

Originally Posted by Tumescent Throb

zlatan on united's second goal yesterday

for not sending martial in on goal, but putting him wide and then scuttling forward hoping for a tap-in?

zlatan on the third goal.

Bellers have you been on your Facebook recently there's a lugged eared guy on there surrounding himself with young birds at least 15 years younger weekly. I'm not saying it's you but he does bare a significant resemblance pal. Just saying

bellers

If Rooney went to psg now do you think he'd score virtually a goal a game?

He's finished mate at this level . Fergie knew it .jose knows it . Anybody watching him for the past 3 years knows it .

He's had a great career been a great player . I've really enjoyed watching him. But it's over . Dry your eyes.