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Unread 17-09-2020, 06:15 PM
TravellingRed
 
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I'm awful at getting out of bed, I'd be in my pit till 11 am if left to my own devices so I'm lazy like that but I'm very active once I start, always doing something, like a flywheel
 
Unread 17-09-2020, 06:33 PM
The taste of syphillis
 
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Often gone through the pain of biting a fingernail off too low to pick my teeth with rather than get out of a chair to go upstairs for floss

When Iím up there I canít be arsed taking floss down to keep it handy
 
Unread 17-09-2020, 07:07 PM
Knockers
 
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Flawed premise. Sink pissers LOVE life. Eliminate as much unproductive time as possible. Get back in the room. Contribute.

Anyone with a 3 at the start of their age still in bed after 8am, no matter the circs, is an absolute f***ing wasteman. Nobody with a child really sleeps after 5am. Attack the day, fam.
 
Unread 17-09-2020, 07:17 PM
Cream
 
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Been quite active in the garden lately. Every other second is spent lay on the couch/bed.

Quite often I decide to have an afternoon nap. And I giggle to myself.

Nappers
 
Unread 17-09-2020, 10:14 PM
est.1878
 
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Originally Posted by suedeshoes View Post
Sink? Dirty bastard.
That sink youve washed your hands in in jstand, I've pissed in.

Sorry.
 
Unread 17-09-2020, 10:19 PM
Drexl
 
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That sink youve washed your hands in in jstand, I've pissed in.

Sorry.
vid or it didnt happen

actually no: but yeah, but deffo no
 
Unread 17-09-2020, 10:24 PM
red in cumbria
 
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Just noticed the spelling error in the thread title - will never be able to unsee it now
 
Unread 17-09-2020, 10:28 PM
Drexl
 
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Just noticed the spelling error in the thread title - will never be able to unsee it now
which one?
 
Unread 17-09-2020, 10:30 PM
est.1878
 
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Just noticed the spelling error in the thread title - will never be able to unsee it now
Spelling errors are ultimate laziness...
 
Unread 17-09-2020, 10:31 PM
fangorn
 
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All very indecisive aren't we this evening?
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