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Unread 18-03-2020, 01:16 PM
Chris Quayd
 
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Discussed buying a gun just in case, both agreed we were more likely to use it on each other and not any feral looters. Highly prescient on her part as I subsequently noticed two coffee rings on my desk, not sure how much more of this I can take.
 
Unread 18-03-2020, 01:18 PM
NedKelly
 
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Got told off for rolling round on the floor with the dog while she was in a “meeting”.
 
Unread 18-03-2020, 01:21 PM
Mr_Ed
 
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Started off on the right foot.. she opened the dishwasher in a "this needs emptying" kind of way and I walked past it twice. The dishes have now been put away by somebody else.

We're taking it in turns to have the desk and comfy chair whilst the other is in the kitchen which is particularly cold today. Going to be a tense affair.
 
Unread 18-03-2020, 01:30 PM
My Name is Heath
 
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Not a word of beef chez moi.

But then my wife lives 5,000 miles away lol
 
Unread 18-03-2020, 01:51 PM
est.1878
 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nedkelly
got told off for rolling round on the floor with the dog while she was in a “meeting”.
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Originally Posted by my name is heath
not a word of beef chez moi.

But then my wife lives 5,000 miles away lol

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Unread 18-03-2020, 01:52 PM
waynes ear's
 
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Originally Posted by silv
shes dyslexic so I already do
thats not cool
 
Unread 18-03-2020, 01:58 PM
jem
 
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I'm the only one at home during the day.

just noticed the heating is on "twice" rather than "continuous".

 
Unread 18-03-2020, 02:00 PM
dunk
 
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Glad to be at work tbh.

She was 'dialing in' when I left this morning, both kids set-up on laptops tapping into school sites.

Going to be shit once we're finally put on lockdown, only got 2 TV's in the house, carnage will ensue..
 
Unread 18-03-2020, 02:09 PM
jem
 
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Originally Posted by dunk
She was 'dialing in' when I left this morning,
it's tough when the relationship gets to that stage.
 
Unread 18-03-2020, 02:22 PM
est.1878
 
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Only got two tvs

We are an absolute stain on evolution. So ungrateful.
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