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"Adult health club"

Originally Posted by Poop

How very British.

Straight out of a Carry On or Benny Hill skit.

All that's missing was Mr Humphries wearing a floral nightie and hair rollers and fainting on his doorstep.

It’s only about 2 miles from the airport if you fancy popping in on the way to a game

Originally Posted by no fun

It’s only about 2 miles from the airport if you fancy popping in on the way to a game

I do competitive rates now I’ve watched that “ Abducted in plain sight”

Originally Posted by HarkNowHear

I do competitive rates now I’ve watched that “ Abducted in plain sight”

Aliens have told me

“Things were a little upside down, but strangest of all was two passport size photos of me had been stuck in the glove compartment.

“I thought it was with glue, but I now realise it was sperm.”


https://www.theolivepress.es/spain-n...ll-over-seats/

f***ing hell I forgot I took a 3 minute video of this
Hemen was telling him to jump.

Only just realised wtf did they not give him a blanket?

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https://twitter.com/ZoraSuleman/status/1105076193479540737

The original generic interesting local news stories thread has been locked so I'll add mine here.

https://www.bognor.co.uk/news/crime/...lley-1-8926202

There has been a large police response today after a man injured his groin in a Littlehampton alley.

According to Sussex Police, emergency services were called to New Road, Littlehampton, to a report of man having suffered an injury to his groin.

Littlehampton groin incident: here is everything we know

A man in his 40s was flown to the Royal Sussex Hospital in Brighton by the air ambulance to be treated. His injuries are not considered to be life threatening and is not believed to be an assault, police said.

Officers are not looking for anyone else in connection with his injury, police added.

At around 11.30am today, images taken by an eyewitness showed police cars blocking off the north end of Pier Road, near the Lidl supermarket and New Road. The Sussex Police dog unit vehicle and an ambulance was also there.

A cordon has since been set up down an alleyway next to Pier Road, with police officers guarding it. Images show a large blood stain on the ground.

According to the eyewitness, there was 'lots of police tape' and paramedics at the scene, along with four police cars.

The South East Coast Ambulance Service has been approached for more information.

Littlehampton groin incident