City Comedy Collection 2022

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Not all clubs. Just one the ones owned by states.

The rest, as everton found out, will be punished.

But surely there would be consequences from that? If one club can do as it likes but none of the others can, what’s the £#%&!ing point in taking part?

I think City will be fully exonerated and the uproar will be biblical scale.

Originally Posted by Zorg

But surely there would be consequences from that? If one club can do as it likes but none of the others can, what’s the £#%&!ing point in taking part?

You'd really like to hope so. But what can the other clubs do though at the end of the day? They're entire financial infrastructure is built around the money they make playing in the Premier League, to pay players that want to play in the Premier League. They could threaten to break away and form a Not-So-Super League, but that would never happen.

For there to be any real sporting justice from these City charges we'd need the UK Government, an oil nation and a £15 billion organisation to willingly damage their own reputations in the name of sporting integrity. It should happen, but I can't see how it will beyond some back channel agreement that suits all parties involved.

Originally Posted by Stickman

I think City will be fully exonerated and the uproar will be biblical scale.

Provided Everton’s deduction sticks. You can’t punish one and not the other. Ideally as long as Everton’s deduction is not overturned , they would look like mugs if they let city off.

Plus if it’s one thing the scousers do well, it’s whine and moan. That won’t go away quietly if city are let off

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Provided Everton’s deduction sticks. You can’t punish one and not the other. Ideally as long as Everton’s deduction is not overturned , they would look like mugs if they let city off.

Plus if it’s one thing the scousers do well, it’s whine and moan. That won’t go away quietly if city are let off

It feels dirty, but it's kinda nice to have the scouse @#%&!s on our side for this one. That in itself is an indication of how important it is that city get the book thrown at them.

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Provided Everton’s deduction sticks. You can’t punish one and not the other. Ideally as long as Everton’s deduction is not overturned , they would look like mugs if they let city off.

Plus if it’s one thing the scousers do well, it’s whine and moan. That won’t go away quietly if city are let off

I agree, it would be ridiculous. But we live in a ridiculous world.

Originally Posted by Fat Al

I can't wait that long.

£#%&! innocent until proven guilty. It's City. GUILTY!

Everton really should get their solicitors to tell the PL to deal with cITY now of they are gonna sue the arse off of them because by leaving it over a year it gives cITY the oppotunity to hade vital evidence & lie even more than normal!

If Evertons punishment is suddenly dropped to a fine, we can all really worry that £#%&! all will happen to City.

this thread is for comedy not charge speculation

Expel them from the Premier League, strip them of all titles since 2010, encourage FA Cup, EFL and CL to do the same.

Originally Posted by larry

this thread is for comedy not charge speculation

The idea that they’re going to be punished in any meaningful sense is pretty comical tbf

Originally Posted by Stickman

I think City will be fully exonerated and the uproar will be biblical scale.

Nobody would ever take the PL seriously on anything ever again.

Maybe that is the best hope of them actually confounding the cynics and doing something meaningful.

Uh oh, trouble in paradise?

https://www.skysports.com/football/n...l-madrid-links

Originally Posted by Dacter

Uh oh, trouble in paradise?

https://www.skysports.com/football/n...l-madrid-links

Media in Guardiola's homeland claim the Norwegian would be open to a switch to the Spanish capital in the summer, with Real prepared to activate a release fee

The ghost of Big Mino still making moves.

Originally Posted by Neo

The ghost of Big Mino still making moves.

Didn’t know Peter Kay was his agent

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Didn’t know Peter Kay was his agent

Does a cracking impression of him too