Jesseh Lingard.

Three offers from Saudi, apparently...

He sure showed us.

Hope he gets his hand chopped off the little goblin.

Originally Posted by Bonkon

He sure showed us.

Moon walking all the way to the bank

Is dancing like a prat a capital offence in Saudi?

Originally Posted by puressence

Always loved that rooney quote after coming into training the day after we had a lost a game and he was still fuming , and lingard and pogba were in the changing rooms practising dance moves . He went £#%&!ing mental at em

Good on, Rooney for doing that

With any luck he’ll have all those stupid fingers of his chopped off for referring to their ruler as Mohammed beans Salman

Originally Posted by Finport Red

With any luck he’ll have all those stupid fingers of his chopped off for referring to their ruler as Mohammed beans Salman

set up his own football team in south manchester.

J-lingz FC

What an absolute melt.

Originally Posted by Chorlton74

set up his own football team in south manchester.

J-lingz FC

What an absolute melt.

£#%&!ing hell.

What a @#%&!.

Imagine opening a football team for the south manchester community.
Worse that the glazers that.

Originally Posted by Chorlton74

set up his own football team in south manchester.

J-lingz FC

What an absolute melt.

Still won’t get in the starting eleven

Originally Posted by marlo

£#%&!ing hell.

What a @#%&!.

Imagine opening a football team for the south manchester community.
Worse that the glazers that.

Rich.

why not call the team after the area/community its set in rather than after himself or a failed fashion brand?

Originally Posted by Chorlton74

Rich.

why not call the team after the area/community its set in rather than after himself or a failed fashion brand?

That's a very good question indeed

Hearing he's in Stockport Mags today up for telling porkies to the police.

I have literally just overheard a journalist. Hot off the press this. Hope it's perverting the course of justice.

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Hearing he's in Stockport Mags today up for telling porkies to the police.

I have literally just overheard a journalist. Hot off the press this. Hope it's perverting the course of justice.

Presumably when asked his occupation, he told them he was a professional footballer?

Originally Posted by Sapien

Presumably when asked his occupation, he told them he was a professional footballer?

Originally Posted by Sapien

Presumably when asked his occupation, he told them he was a professional footballer?

has this nugget actually got a football team to play for yet?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

has this nugget actually got a football team to play for yet?

HMP FC Styal by the sound of it

Originally Posted by Whip Hubley

HMP FC Styal by the sound of it

Jesus has he transitioned too?

May be a bullshit report this. He's not on the list @ Stockport.... Will keep you updated.