Manchester United vs Newcastle 15/5/24 8pm KO - OFFICIAL match day thread!

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

A million views of the penalty claim but nothing from when the Newcastle #@&%! slid down Fernandes’s achillies mins into the game

The difference being Alan Smith has decided he’s going to keep talking about the decisions which go our way until Newcastle get one.

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

He needs to rise above it and focus on the warm up. Get your head in the game. Forget anyone shouting crap at you from the stands .

Makes you think how thick skin the likes of Rooney would have been when shouts of granny £#%&!ger followed him for his whole career

Imagine taking the shit Beckham had to take on from the World Cup, and on being married to Posh. Poor old Marcus would be in a corner crying.
When there are effigies hanging from lamp posts Marcus, that is when you can maybe moan a little.

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Anthony Gordon may well be the ugliest person I’ve ever seen

He looks like a burns victim.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

He looks like a burns victim.

Gordon WISHES he looks like Weston.

What an absolute monster.

Onana got his sticky gloves on tonight

So easy.

Amrabat is still shit lads.

Well, that was coming

Nothing to separate these two giants of mediocrity

Originally Posted by atticusgrinch

Gordon WISHES he looks like Weston.

What an absolute monster.

If you asked an AI program to create a picture of a 1990s Scouser in a Kappa tracksuit, it would create Gordon.

Jesus we can't help ourselves...

Originally Posted by Baron

So easy.

Neither the cross or the finish was easy, but otherwise spot on

Useless bastards

Just let them in repeatedly since HT.

It’s utterly pathetic.

And there it is

Half listening... Was that "get in there"?

our 40 year record gonna go tonight thanks to amrabat

Originally Posted by redhegemony

Jesus we can't help ourselves...

Too busy helping the opposition

Cue the crumble

Amrabat playing....well, he's playing for sure

Originally Posted by Dr Stranger

Neither the cross or the finish was easy, but otherwise spot on

Our goal kick & then theee touches later it’s in our net. That’s too easy. & Amrabat’s total inability to control a football.