The 2015/16 RAWK nuggets thread

Originally Posted by Reno

John Arne Riise?

is there any other type?

Originally Posted by Semantic Lisp

is there any other type?

tbf to him, he did play left back for them for about 2 seasons. I do believe one of his shots actually went in on one occasion.


I suppose Gabriel Heinze did get Fred The Red tattooed on his balls so its fair enough

Originally Posted by Semantic Lisp

is there any other type?

Bjørn Helge Riise, his brother.

Riise is a tragic @#%&!. I believe he once sued a Norweigian company for taking the piss out of his inability to get a bird in one of their ad campaigns.

Square headed ginger nobber

wasn't his pay slip leaked everywhere

this is brilllliant laa.

scouse ray from facejacker is a guest "benteke is just brillliant, i think he'll be dead boss"

https://youtu.be/AHXLbA1nyYg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Hgi8_pV8u4

Originally Posted by redhegemony

wasn't his pay slip leaked everywhere

Sure it's been mentioned, I know they wrote a that 'Dare to Dream' book about finishing second, but they wrote one about last season too??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Were-Everywh.../dp/1785310429

Originally Posted by DeuxDeux

Sure it's been mentioned, I know they wrote a that 'Dare to Dream' book about finishing second, but they wrote one about last season too??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Were-Everywh.../dp/1785310429

Charlie £#%&!licker

Originally Posted by DeuxDeux

Sure it's been mentioned, I know they wrote a that 'Dare to Dream' book about finishing second, but they wrote one about last season too??

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Were-Everywh.../dp/1785310429

a compilation of pieces offering a different personal take on what it means to support Liverpool. Friendship. Family. Travel. Tragedy. Work.

how does he know his other leg won't fall off though

forget it

hasnt he just declared himself bankrupt aswell the @#%&!

Uh-oh. Seethathon incoming.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...e-risk-6123977

Compare us to champions and you`ll see we`re much closer than you`d think.....

Costa is marginally better than Benteke and will only score marginally more.

Coutinho is clearly better than Oscar and is firmly on the path of becoming a superstar in this league.

Sturridge will at least match if not outscore their main player in Hazard.

Firmino is clearly better than Willian and will be a bigger threat against other teams in the league.

Midfield and defence are not so relevant in this comparison because we`ll be competing on who can score and win more against the rest of the league.

While they`ll be functional, clinical and all that organized jazz we`ll be blowing teams away by being more adventurous and bold. Simply they are not miles off us.

Tricky Reds are back in town lads and lasses. Deal with it.

Soon as he was forced into a comparison that even the most deluded mind couldn't handle it was dismissed as irrelevant.

Souness is a god.

Isn't he a Bristol City fan?

Originally Posted by Pop

Compare us to champions and you`ll see we`re much closer than you`d think.....

Costa is marginally better than Benteke and will only score marginally more.

Coutinho is clearly better than Oscar and is firmly on the path of becoming a superstar in this league.

Sturridge will at least match if not outscore their main player in Hazard.

Firmino is clearly better than Willian and will be a bigger threat against other teams in the league.

Midfield and defence are not so relevant in this comparison because we`ll be competing on who can score and win more against the rest of the league.

While they`ll be functional, clinical and all that organized jazz we`ll be blowing teams away by being more adventurous and bold. Simply they are not miles off us.

Tricky Reds are back in town lads and lasses. Deal with it.

so two thirds of the team are not relevant ?

Originally Posted by Pop

Compare us to champions and you`ll see we`re much closer than you`d think.....

Costa is marginally better than Benteke and will only score marginally more.

Coutinho is clearly better than Oscar and is firmly on the path of becoming a superstar in this league.

Sturridge will at least match if not outscore their main player in Hazard.

Firmino is clearly better than Willian and will be a bigger threat against other teams in the league.

Midfield and defence are not so relevant in this comparison because we`ll be competing on who can score and win more against the rest of the league.

While they`ll be functional, clinical and all that organized jazz we`ll be blowing teams away by being more adventurous and bold. Simply they are not miles off us.

Tricky Reds are back in town lads and lasses. Deal with it.

Jesus H £#%&!ing Christ. That's delusion on a scale that even surpasses £#%&!ing religion.

Originally Posted by plopborsky

so two thirds of the team are not relevant ?

Bloody love big Woodsy in that film.

I'm starting to think that Pop's got 20 usernames on there and posts this stuff