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They’ve announced popes quicker ffs

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

https://twitter.com/jackamol1/status...46374441512960

What the actual £#%&!

Originally Posted by puressence

They’ve announced popes quicker ffs

Is he?!?

Great another slow plodder at full back

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Get in the £#%&!ing bin.

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

Not seen Boylie for years. What's with the campness?

Family stand bastard now innit

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

Not seen Boylie for years. What's with the campness?

Hard to eat with Tufty's #@&%! in your mouth

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Family stand bastard now innit

https://twitter.com/samwallacetel/status/1144883730697334790?s=21

17m for a back up full back ffs

Makes the 50m on one of the brightest Young full backs in Europe seem like a bargain

Originally Posted by AK14

https://twitter.com/samwallacetel/st...697334790?s=21

17m for a back up full back ffs

Makes the 50m on one of the brightest Young full backs in Europe seem like a bargain

Oh £#%&!

Originally Posted by AK14

https://twitter.com/samwallacetel/st...697334790?s=21

17m for a back up full back ffs

Makes the 50m on one of the brightest Young full backs in Europe seem like a bargain

Decent price for Matt 'long term' Targett.

Originally Posted by HolyMackrelDoodleBonkon

Not seen Boylie for years. What's with the campness?

That weird south manc accent, innit. They all sound a bit Mavis Riley on the vowels.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BzSpEipA...on_share_sheet

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1144924076886167553?s=20

Originally Posted by dunk

https://www.instagram.com/p/BzSpEipA...on_share_sheet

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/11...886167553?s=20

Where’s the grime video and celebrity cameos? Where’s the helicopter? AND WHERE THE £#%&! IS MY £#%&!ING PIANO?

2/10

Originally Posted by windy waffles

Get in the £#%&!ing bin.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://www.instagram.com/p/BzSpEipA...on_share_sheet

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/11...886167553?s=20

So the window from hell we’ve signed 2 more than city arsenal Liverpool and spurs and one more than Chelsea.

Originally Posted by dunk

https://www.instagram.com/p/BzSpEipA...on_share_sheet

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/11...886167553?s=20

Even our photoshops are aldi.

Originally Posted by puressence

So the window from hell we’ve signed 2 more than city arsenal Liverpool and spurs and one more than Chelsea.

Who cares about the other teams, its about getting back to the top and start to challenge. Having a sucessful window isnt measured by the number of players a team signs compared to other teams in the league.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdHiAlCtChc

Seems a well grounded lad. Top red.

Originally Posted by Lok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdHiAlCtChc

Seems a well grounded lad. Top red.

Pass the prozac.

His mum is a fine looking lady and his sister wow!

good, good stock

https://youtu.be/pYh-LwbUwoQ

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1144948662944112641

"They're £#%&!ing paying me to do this, can you believe it? I can't!"

So good to see us sign this profile if player.

Fernandes, Longstaff and a centre half and that is a superb summer. Plus a replacement for that donkey Lukaku and we are in dreamland.