Rafael

so much to be said about a square deal manly haircut in a young up and coming player.

You can just imagine the mad little £#%&!er looking at the mirror with a pair of clippers in his hands, Saturday night, thinking 'yeah, I'm game as £#%&! for tomorrow *shadowboxes* I'm gonna £#%&!ing mug those div @#%&!s right off, better whack off these curls in case it comes on top, A-G, A-G-R, A-G-R-O, AGRO'.

Top red NQAT.

Originally Posted by Blagger

You can just imagine the mad little £#%&!er looking at the mirror with a pair of clippers in his hands, Saturday night, thinking 'yeah, I'm game as £#%&! for tomorrow *shadowboxes* I'm gonna £#%&!ing mug those div @#%&!s right off, better whack off these curls in case it comes on top, A-G, A-G-R, A-G-R-O, AGRO'.

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ffs

Originally Posted by Blagger

You can just imagine the mad little £#%&!er looking at the mirror with a pair of clippers in his hands, Saturday night, thinking 'yeah, I'm game as £#%&! for tomorrow *shadowboxes* I'm gonna £#%&!ing mug those div @#%&!s right off, better whack off these curls in case it comes on top, A-G, A-G-R, A-G-R-O, AGRO'.

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Originally Posted by believe

Originally Posted by Blagger

You can just imagine the mad little £#%&!er looking at the mirror with a pair of clippers in his hands, Saturday night, thinking 'yeah, I'm game as £#%&! for tomorrow *shadowboxes* I'm gonna £#%&!ing mug those div @#%&!s right off, better whack off these curls in case it comes on top, A-G, A-G-R, A-G-R-O, AGRO'.

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I really £#%&!ing hope that's exactly how it happened

Originally Posted by borsuk

having a great season, he's obviously learned a lot about how to play the position

pity we've got such shite coaches really

The silence is deafening.

Originally Posted by dragflick

He's £#%&!ing mint isn't he. Another assist aswell. Always loved and defended him when @#%&!ish reds said he was a liability. Even had one at the weekend saying he'd play Smalling over him as Rafael's a bit dodgy ffs. Agree he used to be a bit rash, but even at 18 and him scoring at the Emirates, you could tell he was going to be shit hot if he got the experience/game time. Now he's got that- wouldn't swap him for any other right back in the league.

That image of him nearly crying with frustration after he got taken off at Reading

Like his new haircut aswell, makes him look a bit meaner

My old man said that just before the game

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

My old man said that just before the game

Did you say "%@#$&!s, you're a @#%&!"?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

My old man said that just before the game

I overheard a group of bitters in Denton on Friday praying for him to play

The modern football fan is a joke, they obviously havent paid any attention, he's had 1 dodgy game all season and was pulled off.

Suddenly he's dogshit and they (I quote) 'pray for him to start'

Not called Divs for nowt

Originally Posted by andyroo

Did you say "%@#$&!s, you're a @#%&!"?

You know what oldies are like - still hasn't forgiven him for that Bayern Munich game I think

Originally Posted by dragflick

Like his new haircut aswell, makes him look a bit meaner

It's awful. Needs to go back to the perm.

£#%&!ing nailz our rafael

My psychic ness tells me why he had to cut his hair.

Froggie apparently spit his chewing gum in his hair, after the reading match.

Ace again. Loves the big games.

He wasnt even that bad against reading, purely tactical rather than performance. If it was based off performance, evans would of been hooked well before rafael.

Originally Posted by History

Ace again. Loves the big games.

He wasnt even that bad against reading, purely tactical rather than performance. If it was based off performance, evans would of been hooked well before rafael.

Exactly. He wasn't having the best of games, tbh, but that wasn't the reason he was subbed. He was sacrificed for height.

Just the fact he got booked before that, that's made everyone think he had a stinker.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Exactly. He wasn't having the best of games, tbh, but that wasn't the reason he was subbed. He was sacrificed for height

And so he wouldn't get booked again, and thus miss last weekend......

Originally Posted by Mao's Favourite Starling

had 1 dodgy game all season and was pulled off.

Originally Posted by The Return of JC

Exactly. He wasn't having the best of games, tbh, but that wasn't the reason he was subbed. He was sacrificed for height.

See below. Bit of both imo.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

And so he wouldn't get booked again, and thus miss last weekend......

Originally Posted by Switching Off

It's awful. Needs to go back to the perm.

Nah.