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Queen of the football ticket blaggers
Jill Pearson uses all her guile and charm to blag tickets to see her beloved Manchester United. Now she faces her biggest test – the Champions League final I've watched Manchester United play in 10 countries over 20 years, and been up Wembley Way countless times to see them. I have been in the stands for three out of their four European Champions League finals (1968 was before my time). But now I can't get a ticket for next week's Champions League final at Wembley because I have failed United's loyalty litmus test. It's not, "how do you solve a problem like Messi?", Barcelona's seemingly insupressible striker and main scoring threat to Manchester United, but rather, "how do you solve a problem like getting a ticket for the 28 May match?" The requirements to obtain one of the club's 25,000 allocated tickets are strict: season ticket holder (tick); attended at least one Champions League away match (tick x 3); attended all 10 home Carling, FA and Champions League cup matches (no tick! Damn, I missed one match because of unavoidable work commitments). I love Manchester United and will do almost anything to see them play. Trouble is, I'm not alone. An estimated 100,000 United supporters travelled from England to Barcelona for the 1999 final versus Bayern Munich (apparently the biggest exodus of football fans ever to leave British shores). With Wembley being so much closer to home, it's little wonder the demand this time is high. One website is reportedly charging £7,000 for a final ticket, well beyond my budget. I recently bumped into a former United and Blackburn player who had been invaluable during the 1999 treble-winning season and even he didn't have a ticket: "I need to ask Sir Alex," he smiled. Never one to be defeated, I've had many ticket scrapes and successes over the years: Reading (Elm Park, FA Cup 1996). When I reached the turnstile minutes before kick-off with hundreds of fans behind me, I started crying, telling the stewards my ticket had been nicked in the crush. The Salford lads around me corroborated my "story" and I was let in. I'll call this a shameless lady-blag. Bayern Munich (Olympic Stadium, ECL 1998). I went to various prisons to test my theory that boisterous United fans arrested outside the infamous Hofbräuhaus wouldn't need their tickets. I invented a story that someone inside had "my" ticket. Mug shots were produced and randomly I picked Anthony from Wythenshawe who was brought from his cell into an interview room. He did have a ticket but hoped he would be released in time for kick-off, so he wasn't prepared to part with it. That was my lateral thought blag. In despair, I bumped into a friend outside the ground who miraculously had a ticket for me in the VIP section, a few rows in front of David Beckham's parents. Bayern Munich (Nou Camp, Barcelona, ECL final 1999). I persuaded a journalist who was on the press list with a non-existent photographer to let me take the photographer's place. It worked, but I was then handed a photographer's vest and shunted on to the pitch armed only with a Kodak fun camera. I took a few shots of the warm-up with the other photographers looking mightily suspicious, then decided I needed to "go to the toilet", slipped through to the main bit of the stadium, and watched the game without being asked for a ticket. This was the audacious blag. Bayer Leverkusen (BayArena, ECL semi-final 2002). At the ground Sven-Göran Eriksson, then England manager, and David Davies, former FA director, drove past and I brazenly inquired after "any spares". Unsurprisingly the answer was no. At the executive entrance, using all my guile and charm I convinced a couple of older German businessmen to part with five tickets: impressed that we had travelled all the way from Manchester, they sold me their tickets and opted to watch it on TV. This was the pilgrimage/begging blag. None of the above tactics are likely to work at Wembley. Although my stress levels are rising faster than Sir Alex Ferguson can get through a pack of chewing gum, several new ideas are forming in my mind. Whether or not United win the match is another matter altogether: Barça could never be described as trophy-challenged, but I'll worry about that on 28 May. In the Wembley stands, of course . . . http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardia...-league-ticket |
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