How long will the next Chelsea manager last?

Originally Posted by Sloane

yes

lol
sorry chelsea
you're doomed to mediocrity now
again

Still, it will be interesting to see RAWK's reaction, if they are indeed mad enough to give him the job

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Still, it will be interesting to see RAWK's reaction, if they are indeed mad enough to give him the job

Guilleme Balague said there's been no contact between Chelsea and Benitez on Revista. So I guess he's on his way??

Benitez LOL

Originally Posted by Father Christmas

Benitez LOL

Doesn't matter who goes there, Terry, Lampard, Cole and Drogba run the team

Though watching Fat Rafa rage again would be fun

BetFred guy on TalkScouse said a 'large sum' had come in on Benitez as their next manager...

Reports it was placed in a bookies on the Wirral are still to be confirmed

Honestly wouldn't put it past that fat @#%&! to waste 10k in a desperate attempt to put himself 'in the picture'

What is he doing at the minute - is he actually on the dole??

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

What is he doing at the minute - is he actually on the dole??

He played a blinder in getting fired didn't he! £#%&! knows how when he fails so miserably to manage something so simple as what he £#%&!ing eats :fat@#%&!:

Knew he was shit, forced the owners hand... Got £6 mill or some such.. Paid out £100k for 'justice'...

Walked into Inter, still knew he was shit... Performed terribly... Forced the owners hand... Walked away with about £9 million...


He may be a bumbling ever-expanding-head #@&%! with no self-control over his diet, but he's a rich bumbling ever-expanding-head #@&%! with no self-control over his diet

Any news on Benitez?

Some great comments from AVB today on portuguese tv and radio, basically calling City out as a boring shit on a stick team. One of the biggest myths of the season that they are beautiful to watch.

AVB: "I refuse to build a team like City, I don't like their standards of football. If I saw them playing in the Italian league, I would say that's where they belong."

He's dead right. Shame the brainless masses in England seem to believe that goals = entertainment.

They could only dream of scoring a goal like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhLRF_dXd0A

Inb4 idiots say he has no right to criticise City because Chelsea are doing badly. Way to miss the point dudes.

That goal feels like it was from another life, a completely different era

Originally Posted by dunk

That goal feels like it was from another life, a completely different era

Was just about to say, the sad thing is that at the moment we could only dream about scoring a goal like that too

Yeah, it was all of six months ago. Get a grip, guys

Originally Posted by saffers

They could only dream of scoring a goal like this

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So could we tbh, one goal like that doesn't detract from some of the shite we've been served up this season.

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Yeah, it was all of six months ago. Get a grip, guys

Hence the word 'seems'

Originally Posted by dunk

Hence the word 'seems'

How are you feeling now, mate??

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

How are you feeling now, mate??

Lonely, bored, sick of being one legged and just generally shitty

Thanks for asking.

Originally Posted by dunk

Lonely, bored, sick of being one legged and just generally shitty

Thanks for asking.

Thought your posts had been a bit more doomy of late. Hope things get better for you soon