Team v Scunny - The possibly Official Thread.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

How would that work? What if someone was to randomly go round his house and hobble him permanently, like in the film Misery?

Then he has to make up for it next season.

Originally Posted by thankseric

Originally Posted by Harri Jaffa

So Berbatov and Rooney get injured, you'd be happy with the cover we have up front?

I don't like the little shit more than anyone else, but it's not completly mental having him fit (possibly obv) and available with a few games under his belt to cover...

I'd be happier with them than that useless little @#%&! yes, he offers £#%&!ing nothing.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Then he has to make up for it next season.

I'm hypothetically talking about if someone were to make him permannently unabl to walk?

Tbf to Owen he's better than Hernandez.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Tbf to Owen he's better than Hernandez.

No he isn't. In any £#%&!ing way. Have you seen Owen in his "appearances" this season, if you have you might be the only one. Hernandez might not have started the season too well but at least he's £#%&!ing turned up when asked.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

No he isn't. In any £#%&!ing way. Have you seen Owen in his "appearances" this season, if you have you might be the only one. Hernandez might not have started the season too well but at least he's £#%&!ing turned up when asked.

In which way though? He's fast but apart from springing the offside trap his movement is poor and his touch is terrible. Owen is probably a better finisher aswel. Hate to say it but 'Chicarito' has a long way to go to get anywhere near Owen's level.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Tbf to Owen he's better than Hernandez.

Jesus christ. How many games has Hernandez played? Give him a chance to get settled. We already know how crap Owen is so what's the point?

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

In which way though? He's fast but apart from springing the offside trap his movement is poor and his touch is terrible. Owen is probably a better finisher aswel. Hate to say it but 'Chicarito' has a long way to go to get anywhere near Owen's level.

Well, developing a cloak of invisibility can take a while.

Owen's top class tbf. Just needs to get games. I'd start him on the wing for a while then move him in with Berbs. He's a cultured finisher. Have Rooney dropped to midfield or left wing/back.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Owen's top class tbf. Just needs to get games. I'd start him on the wing for a while then move him in with Berbs. He's a cultured finisher. Have Rooney dropped to midfield or left wing/back.

Far too obvious there Fuzzles.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

Owen's top class tbf. Just needs to get games. I'd start him on the wing for a while then move him in with Berbs. He's a cultured finisher. Have Rooney dropped to midfield or left wing/back.

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

I'd be happier with them than that useless little @#%&! yes, he offers £#%&!ing nothing.

He can't offer less than nothing can he!

Rather him on the bench in a must win game than Bebe currently surely?

He can be useful in the 96th min...

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

I knew you'd come through jabbers

I'd plump for;

Pig

The Twins
Evans
Smalling

Baby
Anderson
Gibbo
The Heeeeeeeeed

Kiko
Pea

This. I might be tempted to give rio a game though

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Far too obvious there Fuzzles.

dont think he bothers putting the effort in anymore

Originally Posted by Ginners

dont think he bothers putting the effort in anymore

I'm lost.

If Owen never played for Liverpool the attitute would be completely different. That much is fact. Give him time etc. fox in the box etc. Just trying to be impartial.

youre certainly lost

Don't push me, I'm close to the edge.

Originally Posted by Fuzzy Dunlop

I'm lost.

If Owen never played for Liverpool the attitute would be completely different. That much is fact. Give him time etc. fox in the box etc. Just trying to be impartial.

But he did play for them.

Give him time? What time? He's too bloody old. The young lads need time....and have it. Too late for midget.

now i would play hernandez over owen every day of the week. owen is the past

but as one of the few guardians of the truth round here i feel it is my duty to point out that owen actually played his part in some of united's best counter attacking movements last season, such as those seen against City (1-2), in Moscow (1-0), in Besiktas (1-0) and some others. he also scored some very good goals as well, including that one in the league cup final. what i'm trying to say is that for all the air shots he wasn't actually that bad. in fact it was mildly pleasing to see that he could actually get involved to good effect in some of united's general play. seem to remember him playing evra in for the pen at burnley as well for example.