*Official* Everton v United Match Thread - Teams and Value

Ferguson didn't get to 942 league games without knowing what the £#%&! he was doing. Some of you should relax. There's not much you can do about it tbh

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Yeah pretty much. Hope yours went well.

Cant get used to this wearing a ring thing though. NEver worn any jewellweleerrllwerrellwery except a watch and I cant stop £#%&!ing about with it {my ring - GAY!].

mine flew off my hand in the pool on holiday so I was allowed to take it off for a while

Originally Posted by Argentina

Ferguson didn't get to 942 league games without knowing what the £#%&! he was doing. Some of you should relax. There's not much you can do about it tbh

C'mon, a bit of a rant never hurt anyone.

Have a go, "O' SHEA!!!!! IN MIDFIELD!!!!!....................

Any 'official' news as to why Wazza isn't playing??

Rio was supposed to be back today too ...No Chico on the bench

ffs.

Originally Posted by Argentina

Ferguson didn't get to 942 league games without knowing what the £#%&! he was doing. Some of you should relax. There's not much you can do about it tbh

But Sky told me it was 700

Originally Posted by Switching Off

mine flew off my hand in the pool on holiday so I was allowed to take it off for a while

Weird Mine flew off in the bogs at the services on the way to the aiport pre-honeymoon after washing my hands. Flew across the pissy floor and had 3 random blokes helping me find it This old fella found it for me and in the end I only had to £#%&! him off.

Had it resized 3 times now and it still aint right

if he isnt playing because of paper shit then i think its ridiculous
if its because of coleens sister more of a reason but still i doubt he will be bedside with the mcloughlins, hes at everton for four hours still think he should be playing

Originally Posted by PaulParkersPubes

Weird Mine flew off in the bogs at the services on the way to the aiport pre-honeymoon after washing my hands. Flew across the pissy floor and had 3 random blokes helping me find it This old fella found it for me and in the end I only had to £#%&! him off.

Had it resized 3 times now and it still aint right

Cant be £#%&!ed getting it resized, just gonna eat till my fingers are fat enough to keep it on.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

I just wondered if Fergie had confirmed why he'd been left out. Officially like.

Wtf has happened to Rio?

So whatever bullshit he decides to come out with then "aggravated hamstring"

There you go MJ, "cos he gets terrible abuse here"

hes get terrible abuse
poor lamb

Sky are gutted.

"He's not here! HE'S. NOT. HERE."

Oh no, richard - you might have to talk about the game now.






Rooney's not coming because he "get's terrible abuse here".

Will be funny to see how Berbs and Nani get on today

Fergie's just confirmed he left Rooney out 'cos of the abuse he'd get.

Says we have a fantastic squad.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Wtf has happened to Rio?

When he was little he was at the hairdresser with his mum and they accidently permed his lip.

Originally Posted by Tronics

Will be funny to see how Berbs and Nani get on today

They've got on rather well recently.

Originally Posted by Switching Off

But Sky told me it was 700

O'Shea is £#%&!ing gash. Still can't get over his first couple of touches away at Chelsea 2 years ago when he came on at CM, and on a volley clearance, sliced it up in the air back to himself, then @#%&!ted it out of play

PS. I thought I was quoting AntJab, but obviously not. Its 939 today sorry. 15 years at 38 games a season plus 9 seasons at 42 - 13 he missed before Oxford '86 + 4 this season = 939

Originally Posted by antonin jablonsky

Fergie's just confirmed he left Rooney out 'cos of the abuse he'd get.

Says we have a fantastic squad.

Fergie the coward.

£#%&! me, that dick in midfield again. Why doesn't he get injured at all ffs

No rooney... dare I say fergie is afraid of the everton faithful abuse to rooney?

Originally Posted by rafabio

£#%&! me, that dick in midfield again. Why doesn't he get injured at all ffs

No rooney... dare I say fergie is afraid of the everton faithful abuse to rooney?

Erm, he was out for months last season wasn't he?