Wayne 'Wazza' Rooney: The Definitive Poll

Originally Posted by Buck

Ando

Not been the same since he was forced out bite

RI

https://twitter.com/RedIssue/status/777956672320987136

Legend.

https://twitter.com/yourmcfc/status/777600018551283712

Closest he got to anyone all day

Originally Posted by Ethers

Legend.

https://twitter.com/yourmcfc/status/777600018551283712

wow ..... go Wazzoh

our next manager hopefully

I couldn't find the "chuck the @#%&! of the Stretford End roof" option. Please edit. Thanks

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

Closest he got to anyone all day

Hilarious.

You absolute #@&%! satchel...

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

RI

https://twitter.com/RedIssue/status/777956672320987136

What does HMV mean?

Yes. I know they sold CDs and shit ffs

Originally Posted by Ethers

Legend.

https://twitter.com/yourmcfc/status/777600018551283712

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

wow ..... go Wazzoh

our next manager hopefully

Can you imagine?

Would be absolutely wonderful.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Can you imagine?

Would be absolutely wonderful.

Originally Posted by MJ Ramone

Can you imagine?

Would be absolutely wonderful

Is this some usage of the word "wonderful" that the English language was hitherto unaware of?

Originally Posted by 20 times

What does HMV mean?

Yes. I know they sold CDs and shit ffs

heavy goods vehicle. or his master's voice. seriously?

Originally Posted by red in cumbria

Is this some usage of the word "wonderful" that the English language was hitherto unaware of?

cheeky bleeder.

I mean for the bants on here it'd be wonderful.

My dream scenario;

Rooney ends this season level on goals scored with Sir Bobby.
All the creeps on here celebrate his failure to go ahead outright.
....then 2019/20 season, Rooney is announced as the new manager.
He unexpectedly picks himself on the bench for the opening game & puts himself on for Rashford (denying the lad a hat-trick in the process) to take a Stretford End penalty that he scuffs into the bottom corner.

I reckon that'd finish somebody like Tory Bob off tbh

voted to bench him. he's way past his best and shouldn't be an automatic starter, but i'm not getting rid of him completely. he will score some important goals for us this season (twici).

Originally Posted by Jack Duckworth

voted to bench him. he's way past his best and shouldn't be an automatic starter, but i'm not getting rid of him completely. he will score some important goals for us this season (twici).

He's got 3 in 31 games, I doubt it Duckers.

Bench for league. Give him games in Europa and League Cup and play him up front only. If he starts a scoring run, great. At the very least he will beat Bobby's record so we can £#%&! off all the sentimental bullshit and move on.

Originally Posted by shenwen

Bench for league. Give him games in Europa and League Cup and play him up front only. If he starts a scoring run, great. At the very least he will beat Bobby's record so we can £#%&! off all the sentimental bullshit and move on.

Why would anybody want him to beat sir bobs record by scoring league cup goals? £#%&! him.

has he left yet the @#%&!

Has a club captain ever been hounded out of a club by his own fans before or are we a first to try?

Originally Posted by believe

Has a club captain ever been hounded out of a club by his own fans before or are we a first to try?

Must have happened in Italy, surely? Those lads know how to conduct a hate campaign alright.

They don't £#%&! about with online polls - a load of @#%&!s in hoods turn up at the training ground and intimidate the players.