Manchester United v Luton Town - PL 3pm 11/11/23 - Official Match Thread

my £#%&!ing word Garnacho.

Donny van der Mount

You have to admire our desire to not score goals.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

You have to admire our desire to not score goals.

Anyone can have desire. This is more, this is ability. I don’t think anyone else in the league has the same level.

Fair play to our strikers coach.

Why are the Luton fans singing in falsetto

Originally Posted by Zorg

Donny van der Mount

Medals are won in winter and collected in summer

Relax lads

We are killing them

We will rattle in 4 or 5 after 60 minutes when LutOFF have run out of energy

Have faith in Baldy McBaldy

Erikssen is our best ever player who has been dead. Show some respect to the immortal one. The Danish Highlander.

We're still shit.

We won't have an easier game all season and we're struggling to treat their keeper.

Think I’ve seen this film before

Originally Posted by Lok

We're still shit.

We won't have an easier game all season and we're struggling to treat their keeper.

Didn't realise Lok was a Luton fan.

looking good for a point here

They should save time for any potential VAR check for us and just not even bother to run a check.

That and the same with our attacking corners . Just give the Goal kick

Originally Posted by Lok

We're still shit.

We won't have an easier game all season and we're struggling to treat their keeper.

You can’t say that. It looks like we’ve given him the afternoon off.

A good performance by our standards, not actually a good performance

Originally Posted by Chris Quayd

A good performance by our standards, not actually a good performance

If the £#%&!ers decide to put one of the chances put on a plate the pressure would drop and things would be better. The Scottish Players header earlier on and garnacho there at the end. Both in space, you got to put them away.

A bunch of tired, premier league has-beens and they've not really been troubled.

Luton, meanwhile...

Just fold it. £#%&!ing rip it up. ..

Let’s be honest it’s piss poor

We make football look ridiculously hard

Sure we should have two goals but we should be creating so much more against a team this bad

Just no passing between the lines and Garnacho shouldn’t yet be starting for a top club and Rashford is a fish out of water out wide right

Not sure where this is all going

We haven’t played on for twenty minutes and then conceded.

We have stopped the most dangerous weapon in the opposition’s attack, VAR, from setting up any goals.

We still have 11 players on the pitch.

Progress.

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Let’s be honest it’s piss poor

We make football look ridiculously hard

Sure we should have two goals but we should be creating so much more against a team this bad

Just no passing between the lines and Garnacho shouldn’t yet be starting for a top club and Rashford is a fish out of water out wide right

Not sure where this is all going

Garnacho’s been our biggest threat

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Let’s be honest it’s piss poor

We make football look ridiculously hard

Sure we should have two goals but we should be creating so much more against a team this bad

Just no passing between the lines and Garnacho shouldn’t yet be starting for a top club and Rashford is a fish out of water out wide right

Not sure where this is all going

Rashfords been shite on the left. Garnacho in the last few games has looked like a threat. Ok he should have scored but he’s not playing so bad he shouldn’t be starting .

I want to see rashford given more time on the right. Atleast ahead of Antony right now, having a right footed RW atleast gives us a bit more width. You stick Antony on and everything will be narrow and that much harder.

They need to be better. It’s such a mess but it won’t be changed over night . Personally until ratcliffe comes in (and if he does have sporting control and doesn’t clash with the glazers) that’s only when we see real change . Players going through the motion.

What we are seeing now are carbon copies of Jose lvg and Ole as manager . Almost timid, shit on a stick nothing football where nobody is trying to take charge.

Hopefully once Ratcliffe comes in we see an immediate change in the mentality. The weak will be separated and we can start properly looking forward