*OFFICIAL* Match Thread - Manchester United v Swansea 16/08/14

Can't wait for this.

Can lingard actually defend? Where's Valencia?

Originally Posted by VodkaAndCoke

Spit it out then

Let's just say he thinks like most non-mental human beings.

Jesus... David Moyes pundit on BeIn Sports alongside Andy Gray - United v Swansea

I can´t believe I´m seeing this.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Can lingard actually defend? Where's Valencia?

injured, and no he cant.

we'll score more than them

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Let's just say he thinks like most non-mental human beings.

Great posting magic. Really great work.

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Can lingard actually defend? Where's Valencia?

Meh. won't need to.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

Great posting magic. Really great work.

Shut up you gangly streak of piss.
fiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Can lingard actually defend? Where's Valencia?

Celebrate Valencia being away from the team, do not question or doubt this boon. Lingard may not be able to defend but Valencia can not attack.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Shut up you gangly streak of piss.
fiiiiiiiiiiiiight

£#%&! off you fat £#%&!ing loser. you have no right to insult anyone you c**k flashing w**ker.

£#%&!ing fat @#%&!.

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

£#%&! off you fat £#%&!ing loser. you have no right to insult anyone you c**k flashing w**ker.

£#%&!ing fat @#%&!.

Moyes on BeIn Sports

"van Gall has been left short like I was last season"

No shit - he just said it to Keyes, Gray and Keegan

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

£#%&! off you fat £#%&!ing loser. you have no right to insult anyone you c**k flashing w**ker.

£#%&!ing fat @#%&!.

Delighted for Lingard

Originally Posted by Part 36 Offer

I think I'm going mad, but I actually think that's a good side

mOYES has broken me.

And probably missing 5 first teamers; Rafael, Evans, Shaw, Carrick, Van Persie

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Moyes on BeIn Sports

"van Gall has been left short like I was last season"

No shit - he just said it to Keyes, Gray and Keegan

Keys is perfect for him, will lap up every word. Not the clubs fault you reject Thiago is it.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Moyes on BeIn Sports

"van Gall has been left short like I was last season"

No shit - he just said it to Keyes, Gray and Keegan

Cheeky £#%&!ing @#%&! :shakehead:

https://twitter.com/JBurtTelegraph/status/500599289924812800

loving that lingard is starting. big match for the kid. hope he has a brilliant debut.

Originally Posted by ashtonred

Moyes on BeIn Sports

"van Gall has been left short like I was last season"

No shit - he just said it to Keyes, Gray and Keegan

So he'll be using this TV appearance as another platform to excuse his ineptitude.