Martin Tyler

Ball broke to Sessegnon just outside our box and he went to shoot. Tyler screamed his name a la Cantona only for Sessegnon to scuff it and it bobbled into Smalling.

Never miss the bass drop Tyler.:shakehead:

He came for, and caught, one cross. Tyler: Well there was no challenge at all on De Gea, who caught it quite low down in the end...

Even when he comes for, and takes a cross, he gets shit!

The other stand-out one was when Smalling made that backpost header. Five minutes elapsed before Tyler piped up with "Davie do you think De Gea should have come for that cross, instead of leaving it to Smalling?"

£#%&! off, you pathetic old @#%&!.

Can't believe no ones mentioned the total silence from him after Bardsley's terrible foul on Buttner. Not a £#%&!ing dickybird.

Davie Provan made a comment or two about it, it did look rash and worthy of a yellow. Tyler didn't bat an eyelid, £#%&!ing dick.

Originally Posted by Ashley's Grime

Can't believe no ones mentioned the total silence from him after Bardsley's terrible foul on Buttner. Not a £#%&!ing dickybird.

it was a straight red in today's climate he stamped on him and he should have been off anyway why was he not booked for the handball in the first half ...two hands up....@#%&!

every game since I've counted how many would've been sent off had that turk been ref. At least 3 today btw including rvp.

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

it was a straight red in today's climate he stamped on him and he should have been off anyway why was he not booked for the handball in the first half ...two hands up....@#%&!

Said that to my old fella (didnt well up).

It was a @#%&!ish tackle.

Originally Posted by aardvark

every game since I've counted how many would've been sent off had that turk been ref. At least 3 today btw including rvp.

Gardner is a shithouse.

Wasn't touched and went down holding his face, screaming.

@#%&! of a man.

http://kissedthebadge.com/2012/03/05...irmingham-fan/

Despicable old senile @#%&!. Of course it makes winning all the sweeter knowing he's dying inside witnessing it.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Said that to my old fella (didnt well up).

It was a @#%&!ish tackle.

the ball was long gone typical snide challenge by that useless @#%&! ...imagine if one of our players had done it

Originally Posted by Terry Silver

Gardner is a shithouse.

Wasn't touched and went down holding his face, screaming.

@#%&! of a man.

http://kissedthebadge.com/2012/03/05...irmingham-fan/

exactly, it waqsn't even a £#%&!ing booking no contact at all:shakehead:

Originally Posted by saffers

If we were scouse we'd be building up a dossier right about now and try to get him sacked. But we dont roll like that.

They actually believe Tyler is pro United

Originally Posted by £#%&! KFC

the ball was long gone typical snide challenge by that useless @#%&! ...imagine if one of our players had done it

I was hoping the ref had missed it so he could be charged - but to 'see it' but still only deem it a yellow?

£#%&! them and their 'Who do we support again?' @#%&! fans though, lets just hope they go down. I'd be £#%&!ing delighted.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

I was hoping the ref had missed it so he could be charged - but to 'see it' but still only deem it a yellow?

£#%&! them and their 'Who do we support again?' @#%&! fans though, lets just hope they go down. I'd be £#%&!ing delighted.

yep them or the other Geordie @#%&!s would be £#%&!ing marvellous and looking at their fixtures it will be Championship football at the Stadium of Shite next season

Originally Posted by VodkaAndCoke

They actually believe Tyler is pro United

Deary me, genuinely reaching pity level for those @#%&!s.

32 pts behind us ffs. Can you imagine how youd feel if the situation was reversed. These guys are sick in the head...

Originally Posted by VodkaAndCoke

They actually believe Tyler is pro United

rawk today....

- It was as clear an OG as you could find. Bar the Sky Sports commentators, of course.

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

I was hoping the ref had missed it so he could be charged - but to 'see it' but still only deem it a yellow?

£#%&! them and their 'Who do we support again?' @#%&! fans though, lets just hope they go down. I'd be £#%&!ing delighted.

was great to see them all trudge out of the ground today to the tunes of united's support singing "we're gonna win the league" and "where's your famous city song"

Originally Posted by VodkaAndCoke

They actually believe Tyler is pro United

Got a United fan replying to me calling Tyler a @#%&! on Twitter. Here's his reply:


"Go back in the History of Sky Sports and you'll hear plenty of praise for us from him."

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Got a United fan replying to me calling Tyler a @#%&! on Twitter. Here's his reply:


"Go back in the History of Sky Sports and you'll hear plenty of praise for us from him."

Steve Bruce against Sheff Wed.....er......... that's it

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

Got a United fan replying to me calling Tyler a @#%&! on Twitter. Here's his reply:


"Go back in the History of Sky Sports and you'll hear plenty of praise for us from him."

Occasionally when here is no option but to praise as doing otherwise would make you look like a proper know nowt @#%&! and begrudgingly.