I hear Steven Gerrard has been arrested for assault

Originally Posted by Sloppy

add me

No.

If we score tonight, we should get someone doing the handcuff celebration. The FA surely cant fine us after allowing Liverpool to call for Michael Shields' release.

It was the DJ who got @#%&!ted, there's still blood on the floor apparently. The DJ will have been sober at the time. Come on you £#%&!ers, charge him with bottling him.

Has he actually been bailed yet?

Originally Posted by SilverSurfer

Has he actually been bailed yet?

Nope. There'll be a reporter outside the pig shop too so we'll know as soon as he is.

The positive news for Gerrard though is that only last month he was given the freedom of the city so he's entitled to a cell on his own. I believe he can also walk a pig up the high street on market days too. I think he calls it Alex.

If he did a daring break out from police custody, he could call himself 'Stevie Flee'........

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

If he did a daring break out from police custody, he could call himself 'Stevie Flee'........

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

If he did a daring break out from police custody, he could call himself 'Stevie Flee'........

whilst you are hailing taxis, he's not been charged with 'Diving under the influence' has he?

The town centre premises remained shut today but evidence of a brawl inside could be seen through the windows.

Spots of blood were clearly visible on the floor, and shards of broken glass.

It's looking promising.

'A Bentley car, which is believed to have been parked overnight, remained outside the club with a parking ticket attached.'

The latest from Facebook

Stephen wrote at 9:14am
Just heard that Gerrard got a cob on after the DJ played a mix of songs which included tunes from Pavement, Bloc Party, Pink Floyd's Another Brick In The Wall and Kid Creole's, Annie i'm Not Your Daddy

Originally Posted by thatsfuctit

whilst you are hailing taxis, he's not been charged with 'Diving under the influence' has he?

Originally Posted by Spiffy

The latest from Facebook

Heard on RI that it was the DJ, hope so. Much more likely that he'll press charges. Also, the club are more likely to co-operate with the police with cctv etc...

FA will have to do him for bringing the game into disrepute. 4 game ban

Bastard, he's not been charged yet. It was the DJ though
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2076643.ece

Originally Posted by Spiffy

Remanded in custody. He's been charged.

It was the DJ.

£#%&! off!

Honest?

Originally Posted by magic_cantona

£#%&! off!

Honest?

No. I was lied to, sorry to build up your hopes.

Originally Posted by Spiffy

No. I was lied to, sorry to build up your hopes.

[SIZE="6"]£#%&!ing Hell.............!! claret everywhere.

Good, at least there being blood makes it an s20 offence.

If he is involved in this he is going to Rumpole of the Bailey (or Inspector Koppas) to get him off.

Hope he gets tried at Manchester Crown Court we could have a Fred get together

Originally Posted by Bunker Buster

what..............??

I wasn't being entirely serious