100000000000003 Great comedy Man City moments

Originally Posted by Chorlton74

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£600 million quid in less than 6 years not enough?



the turd you just can't polish.

It's absolutely mind blowing isn't it. The way the media are treating them with kid gloves is insane. Just one more year, no maybe two to get it spot on

Originally Posted by believe

If you take out Aguero, Silva and Toure it's a very mediocre side, which makes their league standing (and ours) all the more frustrating. I just pray that Chelsea keep their bottle.

Think Kompanys their best player tbh.

Originally Posted by DakotaFredsBigShoe

Think Kompanys their best player tbh.

Aguero

Would be Toure if he had some heart about him.

@SamRoscoe (Bluemoon Podcast) Khaldoon having a stroll on the Ramblas , I asked him about Messi, he smiled....

Boyhood City fan. Idolised Lee Bradbury. It's ON!

Originally Posted by Pop

Boyhood City fan. Idolised Lee Bradbury. It's ON!

Probably acknowledging the fact that Messi is a human that exists. Thick @#%&!

Sounds familiar.

Originally Posted by eddie_red

Sounds familiar.

Im going to inbox the @#%&!

Originally Posted by barca99

Im going to inbox the @#%&!

Just point and laugh, he will top himself

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Just point and laugh, he will top himself

Look at his profile pictures

EDIT: hes wearing a Barcelona top in one of them

Originally Posted by barca99

Look at his profile pictures

EDIT: hes wearing a Barcelona top in one of them

Lives and is from London, massive bertie

Originally Posted by Sparky***

£#%&!ing hell. Self awareness is on a permanent holiday on that board isn't it.

What a bunch of wretched, undeserving @#%&!s they are. Spitting their dummies out because teams that have spent DECADES building up good UEFA coefficient stats get seeded in draws. Who the £#%&! do these clowns think they are? They should be thankful they're even allowed in the competition at all with their ludicrous losses and dodgy as £#%&! sponsoring of themselves.

They're going to have to earn their £#%&!ing stripes just like every other one of these "half a dozen big clubs" have had to. Like United didn't spend 3-4 years in the 90s getting dicked by Barcelona and Juventus before being drawn in a group with Barca & Bayern Munich in 1999. You have to actually go out there year-in, year-out and EARN it you £#%&!ing blue mongs.

It took Chelsea 10 years of Abramovich money and about 8 managers to get their hands on the Champions league and these £#%&!ing clowns want it on a platter because they think that's how all football works now.

Spot on.

They want the best of both worlds at the moment - swaggering around talking about quadruples and demanding more and more players, only to get their arses whipped and then suddenly revert back to 'we're plucky little city, please love us'.

What have city and Oscar Pistorius got in common?

Both lost 2 legs and had 4 shots on target

Probably posted, don't care.

Originally Posted by Zorg

What have city and Oscar Pistorius got in common?

Both lost 2 legs and had 4 shots on target

Probably posted, don't care.

Nicking that and telling everyone, NQAT

Originally Posted by Zorg

What have city and Oscar Pistorius got in common?

Both lost 2 legs and had 4 shots on target

Probably posted, don't care.

Originally Posted by DakotaFredsBigShoe

Think Kompanys their best player tbh.

Originally Posted by Stickman

Aguero

Would be Toure if he had some heart about him.

Toure nqat

From bad to worse: Hundreds of City fans diverted to Newcastle after Barcelona loss



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Originally Posted by djsst

From bad to worse: Hundreds of City fans diverted to Newcastle after Barcelona loss



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The only thing that could make that better would be if a bunch of madrid coppers suddenly burst into the terminal and started cracking skulls.

Originally Posted by djsst

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I see a few of them are still wearing their stupid "I love Barcelona" hat :shakehead:

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

I see a few of them are still wearing their stupid "I love Barcelona" hat :shakehead:

That's because they're simple @#%&!s pal

Originally Posted by djsst

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If ever a crowd of people needed a couple of psychotic Chinese to run through it waving a machete, that was it. Such a wasted opportunity