Watford FC v Manchester United 2pm Official Match thread

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Right, so your life revolves around trying to get a reaction from strangers on the internet.

New to Sparky etc.....

Originally Posted by Dasilvatwins

Right, so your life revolves around trying to get a reaction from strangers on the internet.

No, Dr Stranger is just fine.

Just you.

Is that Z cars?

Originally Posted by Sparky***

No, Dr Stranger is just fine.

Just you.

Ssssh . Its kick off time. The man utd fans are watching the game now. Be a good child and occupy yourself for 90 mins. We will be back soon

Originally Posted by believe

Is that Z cars?

Yes.

I'm just surprised there isn't a cringe-worthy firework display or synchronised swimming display, as there usually is when we're in town.

Martial looks up for it

Maybe he’s caught wind of an incoming Norwegian CF?

Docoure with his 4th foul in five minutes.

Originally Posted by AK14

Martial looks up for it

Maybe he’s caught wind of an incoming Norwegian CF?

Said it before but he really does need to knuckle down now. I’m a big fan when he looks on it but even I’ve been let down by his inconsistency. Fingers crossed why do bring big Haaland in and it acts as the kick up the a*se Martial needs.

Is that literally just some @#%&! banging a drum?

Originally Posted by believe

Is that literally just some c*** banging a drum?

Londoners for you.

Originally Posted by AK14

Londoners for you.

Oh good. We're gonna have to look at Pogba's gormless mug every 2 minutes now aren't we?

Less of a foul than Everton’s goal.

De Gea is such a £#%&!ing @#%&!

Dave absolute @#%&! of a bloke

Here come the customary sleepy midfield passes.

As ever, wake the £#%&! up!

Giving the ball away way too much.

Fred and Mctommers need to up their game

Fred’s been on the Christmas sherry.

Do we ever look up for any £#%&!ing games these days?

£#%&!ing hell. They’re so half arsed

Why is everything we do at a stretch and look so desperate

We make football look really £#%&!ing hard

Originally Posted by Sparky***

Do we ever look up for any f***ing games these days?

f***ing hell. They’re so half arsed

We don't seem to be able to gauge the intensity of a game.

They just always seem surprised when they're pressed.

This is a poor Watford side too. We should be able to handle them being hard working and tenacious.

Bring on another midfielder to sit deep, push The Scottish Player and Fred (or Pogba) further up and we’ll control the game.

Midfield is being over run and Lingard can’t find space.