United vs Rayo Valllecano : official thread

I'd release Chong from his contract at half time.

Originally Posted by Bobda

I'd release Chong from his contract at half time.

I’d realise Chong into the ocean, where he can float aimlessly and contribute nothing to us or the world all day long, as that’s clearly his thing.

Originally Posted by NedKelly

I’d realise Chong into the ocean, where he can float aimlessly and contribute nothing to us or the world all day long, as that’s clearly his thing.

He’s so harmless that he could be released from a lab in Wuhan, and the Chinese would be happy to confirm it.

Better football than yesterday. Ronaldo will enjoy playing with Eriksen and Nacho not out of place at this level. Martinez showing our defenders what composure looks like.

Chong’s last game surely? Championship ahoy.

Amad for Ronaldo
Truly from the sublime to the ridiculous

Managerial masterstroke

Garnacho is a greedy £#%&!er.

Originally Posted by Ronny

Amad for Ronaldo
Truly from the sublime to the ridiculous

Lolz

Amad

Armadillo

Originally Posted by Ronny

Amad for Ronaldo
Truly from the sublime to the ridiculous

Goal

aMad

Ronnie phoning it in.

Vintage Falcao.

Has VdB given it away with every pass or does it just feel like it?

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Ronnie phoning it in.

Deffo off imo. Napoli I reckon.

Originally Posted by dunk

Vintage Falcao.

Has VdB given it away with every pass or does it just feel like it?



Deffo off imo. Napoli I reckon.

Horrendous isn’t he. Completely £#%&!ing pointless

Laird’s had a really impressive composed game

Done himself no harm

Rashford needs to watch Garnacho’s game


…from the bench

Originally Posted by Vedder

Horrendous isn’t he. Completely £#%&!ing pointless

He doesn’t even just do the simple, which is apparently his strength. Never seems to have time, gets out muscled or beaten to the all, ends up in 50/50’s that should have just been his ball, every pass is underhit. Wtf does he do well? Have we been sold a ringer?

Originally Posted by ZiggyStardust

Laird’s had a really impressive composed game

Done himself no harm

Shit opening 5 minutes and got better and better.

No surprise the problem comes down Telles’ side.

Telles is so shit

Best number 6 we’ve had since Wes Brown.

Bunks, come get your man ffs..

Originally Posted by dunk

He doesn’t even just do the simple, which is apparently his strength. Never seems to have time, gets out muscled or beaten to the all, ends up in 50/50’s that should have just been his ball, every pass is underhit. Wtf does he do well?.

Maybe it’s his shooting,

Starting to think we signed Donny’s cousin

Originally Posted by Gypsum Fantastic

Starting to think we signed Donny’s cousin

James?