fred 5 a side with united

Originally Posted by armchair

"To me Adam! Tamson! Tamson! Show for it! Good effort Ashton! Unlucky!"

"Now let's 'hit' the showers and piss on eachother."

Originally Posted by sullers

Are you allowed Pros?

'Cause I could get together 5 and be head coach, with bluetooth set.

have you not seen carricks team

Originally Posted by armchair

"To me Adam! Tamson! Tamson! Show for it! Good effort Ashton! Unlucky!"

"well played, well played....SHOWEEEERRRRSS!!!"

My team would win.

I'd just tell 'em it's for Charity and if they don't compete they'll be causing deaths.

I reckon Tamson is a London ghetto bad boy



Adam is just £#%&!ed up

Originally Posted by marlo

yep 100%

footballers are footballers.

i was the manager of our last team as i was unfit and had a huge corn on my foot.

got kicked out of one powerleague and entered another one before being told to leave for fielding players who were ' far more advanced' football wise that everyone else.

32-1 games etc

Manager of a 5-a-side team.

Originally Posted by marlo

my team

adam

tamson

ish---------ashton

vic

piss on anyone here

No Mikel?

and then there's vio/vic :-

pictures that were on the site.





we would piss every tournament we entered.

'mate are any of your players pros?'

Originally Posted by Sloppy

Manager of a 5-a-side team.

i had come from work.

Originally Posted by marlo

pictures that were on the site.





we would piss every tournament we entered.

'mate are any of your players pros?'

They have Chinese complexions but not Chinese eyes.

Oh dear

Another day, another idiotic picture here on "Marlo's blog".

Originally Posted by marlo

dont chat shit and not turn up.

im not puressence you £#%&!ing ballbag

Originally Posted by marlo

im going to snap your skull and stick my foot so far down your throat i'll get shit in my adidas

Originally Posted by ScholesScoresGoals2

Oh dear

we had to pose for pictures after the presentation. i just remembered they were on my work comp so just edited them to protect identitys etc.

im a midget eh?

None of them look anything special tbh.

I like it how you've hidden their faces, just in case some tabloids see it some footballers they don't recognise at all

Originally Posted by waynes ear's

im going to snap your skull and stick my foot so far down your throat i'll get shit in my adidas

didnt some guy give you a black eye early last year you £#%&!ing loser?

Originally Posted by marlo

im a midget eh?

Yes, now i wanna know who your mate the dwarf is? Is that Ish? I bet it is.

Originally Posted by sullers

None of them look anything special tbh.

and despite his protestations, marlo can't get in the team, he's "manager" out of pity.

Originally Posted by marlo

we had to pose for pictures after the presentation. i just remembered they were on my work comp so just edited them to protect identitys etc.

im a midget eh?

I've never said you were a midget...just a #@&%!

I can imagine some american football website dedicating a thread to marlo just like our very own "wTF is she doing with him"